Sounds nice enough.

Some people just don't know how to have fun.

This is one for the books.

Dear God

Dawww

Tall guys are always coming up with clever ways of flexing about their height to the world without explicitly doing so, for example, dudes who complain on the internet about how they always have to stand in the back at a concert because they're just too tall for society. It's called humble bragging , and @antihemi tweeted an obviously satirical exaggeration of the sort of sneaky flex that can inexplicably go viral. Well perhaps the satire wasn't obvious enough, because the tweet went viral anyw…

An epic image by photographer @jrinaldi5 has gone viral for all the right reasons. The crustacean-tossing lobsterwoman pictured is 101-year-old Virginia Oliver, and according to the Boston Globe , she's been trapping lobsters since she's was 8 years old (that's before the Great Depression!) No wonder she looks so blasé as she expertly pitches the undersized creature back to the sea—it's muscle memory at this point. Obsessed with this picture from the Boston Globe of a lobsterwoman yeeting one t…

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We hope Edward left a fat tip

This book shop's got jokes.

Oh hell no

Jobs are overrated

Typical Twitter

The results are in: eating free bread is fine