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Making Lame Singles Into Lame Couples

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

...Seriously?

Radical, dude! Kowabunga!

Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop