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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop

It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

BOYFRIEND'S "LIGHTSABER" so that's what the kids are calling it these days

It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop