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As you get older your single friends start coupling up, leaving you feeling like a perpetual third wheel or the resident babysitter. Of course there are perks to singlehood - not spending money on divorce, lack of fights, and, of course, eating whatever the hell you want, whenever you want. These tweets celebrate the ups and downs of the single life. It's important to remember the good stuff.
Anybody trying to get back out there in the dating world: we feel you. Whether you just got broken up with last week or you've been happily single for two years, the struggle is real. If you're looking for a relationship right now then we wish you luck, but also we gotta say...sometimes being alone is the real winner.
Seriously, there's no one left. Help.
Is Ariana Grande officially 2019's most meme'd celebrity? Honestly, we're thinking yes. Her latest studio album Thank U, Next has produced several bangers that we're lowkey obsessed with, including "Thank U, Next" and "7 Rings." Her latest single, "Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored" has been gaining attention for its parodies and surprise ending. Not to mention it's catchy as hell.
We fully recognize that Ariana's been through some bad sh*t over the past year, and we totally respect her for her bravery! That being said, have her latest singles been meme-able as heck? Hell yeah.
Valentine's Day 2019 is finally here, and we all know there are exactly two types of people: the smitten one happily in a relationship, and the salty single who just can't wait for this day to be over. If you identify as the former, then these memes might not be for you!
Listen, we're not trying to sound bitter or anything, but could everyone cool it with the lovey dovey romantic crap? It's starting to become an oppressive world of pink, red, and white lace. We're just trying to get through the week without puking. Fortunately, for the time being, we can retreat to the wonderfully relatable world of Twitter, where people are having fun with the hashtag game #SignsYouAreSingle. There's no smug romance here. We're safe.
Give the neckbeards a chance!
If you're a single person in your mid-twenties or beyond, then you know how frustrating it can be being the only single person in your friend group. It seems like absolutely everyone is either getting engaged, married, or having kids. Well eff that, you don't need anyone else in your life, because you're awesome the way you are!
