Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop
Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop
Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop
Awwww, cheer up Vlad! You've got a whole day devoted to you, so how could you possibly be sad? - Matty Malaprop