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Still probably at least three times tastier than the Hard Rock proper, I'm willing to bet. - Matty Malaprop

... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

Your actions are reprehensible, sure. But in my current apathetic state, I can't be forced to care one iYoda about your bad behavior. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

Quentin TarantiNO sir, he certainly does not! - Matty Malaprop

So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop