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Punmaster WinterLove111 says: "Choose carefully..."

Why choose? Just tie the knot and let your lifeblood bleed out slowly! - Matty Malaprop

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Proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the papacy is A-OK with dem Papa-planes. #groan - Matty Malaprop

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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

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By _C_A_T_ (Via Humor Train)
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop

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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop

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Whoopi Goldberg makes an appearance as the Black Pearl. Yes, the boat. From Pirates of the Caribbean. It's a must-watch, really. - Matty Malaprop

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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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You may think you're strong, Surge, but if I can get a good Pikachu, I'll have no trouble identifying your weaknesses and grounding you right out! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes — Gotta catch 'em LOL!

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! - Matty Malaprop

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What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop