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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop

... because they ain't gonna be pullin' no tips if they don't. - Matty Malaprop

... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

Just as the haters keep the game alive, so too do the raters keep the meme alive. - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

Genocide never looked so cyooooot! - Matty Malaprop

At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop