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Time To Fight To The Death

Caption that reads, "When it's a slow night so your manager says one of the kitchen staff can go home early" above pics of four guys battling to be let home early
Via LittleCeasersSquaredsaysPizzaPizzaPizzaPizza
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In the words of Justin Timberlake, "it's gonna be me."

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"It Didn't Scan So It Must Be Free, Right?"

Caption that reads, "When the customer makes a stupid joke but you need the job so you give your best fake smile" above a pic of a cat with a big fake smile
Via DiamondFellInLava
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Okay Jerry, settle down now.

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Put That Thing Away

Caption that reads, "How it feels to eat with someone who's always on their phone" above a pic of a guy at a restaurant sitting alone in a corner
Via Boziffer
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Fair Point

Tweet that reads, "Why test on animals when there are people who are rude to waiters"
Via johnsaysthings
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WHY

Tweet that reads, "What y'all mad about today?" someone comments "It costs money to get things added on your food but they don't subtract when you take things off"
Via BigFuckingRocket
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Strategy Is Important

Priorities
Via Stability
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Don't Underestimate Me

Text that reads, "I love the look waiters give me like 'she won't eat all this.' HAHA stand back and watch me Paul"
Via aoui
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Blame The Parents

Funny meme about kids in restaurants on ipads.
Via distinguishedbaloney
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He Attac

Caption that reads, "I feel like this crab is threatening me" above a seafood advertisement with a pic of a crab and a text blurb that reads, "Get out of London"
Via NotDan1138
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The Choice Is Pretty Clear

Meme that involves three doors representing three choices: 1.) "Restart life; 2.) $5 billion; or 3.) Tell customers they're idiots without getting in trouble" - guy kicks down the third door
Via DMCorperate
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A Good Death

Funny meme a bout cheese, tweets, twitter, parmesan, food, food tweets, death, drowning in cheese, twitter.
Via Thewizardof_aus
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You'll Figure It Out!

Text message from a manager saying that the restaurant is short-staffed; employee replies that it's crazy and says good luck
Via AnilSeman
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"If My Card Doesn't Swipe Does That Mean It's Free??"

Pic of a creepy-looking statue in a restaurant with a big smile under the caption, "When the customer's joke isn't funny but you got bills to pay"
Via BotchedToe
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Talk Dirty To Me

Funny tweet about dating.
Via stability
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Woman Live-Tweets Long-Term Girlfriend Discovering Boyfriend's Child And It's A Total Rollercoaster

if you've been dating someone for more than a month, you'd better tell them about any and all children. Or you'll be in for an awkward situation like this!

Funny live tweet about woman finding out about child.
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Parents Will Appreciate This

Pic of a kids' menu with options like 'I'm not hungry' and 'I don't want that'
Via anlyin
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