"They either ‘forget’ their wallets, claim they’ll Venmo me later (spoiler: they never do), or outright assume I’ll take care of it."

"Really seems like the kind of thing you should call ahead and ask about."

If you eat, you pay

That is enough generosity for the day

Something's not right here

I NEED HANDS

We're tired of small bread!

Just go somewhere else

Beyoncé knows

the ticket printer still haunts me

Whenever a group of friends go out together, somehow there is always a dispute regarding money. For example - There is always that one person who owes another money since the previous outing, nobody wants to be the one who pays for the taxi, because they know they are never going to get that money back from the rest of the friends, and of course, there is always the question of whether or not the group should split the bill at the restaurant equally or if everyone should just pay for what they…

You reap what you sow

She got what she deserved

Talking on the phone in public is always awkward. Even if you are wearing headphones, and talking as quietly as you can, you never know who might be listening to your conversation, and how private it really is. Besides, it can be considered pretty inconsiderate to talk in places where your conversation might disturb other people, like in a restaurant for example. If you are talking loudly on the phone while other people are trying to enjoy their meal, don't be surprised if someone decides to ap…

Are you sure about that?

Everyone's gotta eat