40 memes is the new 30 memes

Things are not looking good in the world of Twitter right now. I'm trying to stay optimistic; I'm not planning on leaving this app before my official 10-year anniversary on it in February 2023. In fact, I'm not trying to leave Twitter at all, which makes the addition of “views” on tweets so disheartening. This feature literally adds nothing to the experience and makes everybody sad that people didn't like their tweets! I've been trying to train my eye not to look at the views on my tweets, but…

iCarly stans, it's time to move on

I am a morning person , and I am not ashamed. I know that being prone to wake up early is not the typical way of being, but it is beneficial when you're a person with a job and a life, like me! I have always been an early riser. Until I was ten years old, I would go to bed at 8 PM and wake up at 5:30 AM. Every morning, I would go downstairs, read the funnies, eat breakfast with my dad, and watch The Nanny and Full House on the TV. In college, I would regularly wake up at 4 in the morning to sit…

Improve! Grow! Memes!

Oh great and powerful deities, hear my plea! I humbly present to you this collection of random memes and tweets gathered from the far corners of the internet. These artifacts of human creativity and humor are but small offerings to your boundless wisdom and majesty. Within this collection, you will find a myriad of images and words, each one crafted with care and shared among countless souls seeking laughter and joy. Some may bring a slight smile to your lips, others may elicit a hearty belly l…

I'm obsessed with people who have their own little personal vernacular uniquely theirs. My Elementary school music teacher had such a way with words, particularly with coming up with “swear words” that were so unrecognizable from actual swear words. Whenever she got frustrated, she would say things like “fiddle faddle foo” or "need;

It's Twitter time

Twitter is officially one year away from being a legal adult. I have been on the bird app (or, in the pre-iPhone days, the bird website ) for over half of its existence, so you'd think I would have a strong opinion about Twitter being around for 17 years. At this point, I'm just glad that Twitter is still managing to function. Elon Musk's purchase of the company appears to be the beginning of the end. The website is not getting any better, and Musk's plans to drive new users to the site seem to…

They're free!

I wish I could be one of those people who could raw dog vision. By that, I mean the second you open your eyes, you can see the world without assistance from glasses or contacts . If you're a diva of the 20/20 vision experience, consider me officially jealous of you. I've worn contacts for 10 years now, and sometimes I have the creeping inner thought that I should just go and get my eyes zapped. The fact that there are lasers that can easily make your vision good in one foul swoop is so insanely…

We've got a fresh hot list of memes for one Mr. Randy Om? Is there a Rand Om in the room? Randolph Om, are you present? Thank you, I'll be here all week. Coming up with clever and funny pun names is one of the few instances where I find the art of punning vaguely tolerable. My friends and I keep a list of different pun names we think of. They range from incredible to abominable: Collin Response, Jaqueline Turn, Miss Taken Identity, Patty O'Furniture, Heather Interior, and Cathy Lick. The list g…

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Fooled ya!

If you're looking for the absolute best memes to exist in the history of the internet, you have come to the wrong website. That said, if you're looking for a quick and painless bit of distraction, perhaps you have come to the right place. When boredom strikes my body, I know that I'll accept form of entertainment. While some of my favorite boredom-busting activities are, um, more PG than others, looking at memes is a pretty good place to start when you've run out of batteries. I mean, energy. Y…

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