There's no way around it: Twitter has a tendency to feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth or maybe Adderall or Vyvanse. There are just so many inane thoughts being boldly flung into the Twitterverse at any given moment. The political rants, the TMI moments from oversharing individuals, the banal stories from bad or annoying mothers. That said, the app can actually be delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare comedic gems. It's taken us many years to block the a…

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Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting in the window seat on an airplane, people are boarding, and you're praying nobody sits beside you. When you think you might be in the clear, a chatty Cathy sits next to you and tries to get your whole life story. I don't know about you all, but this has literally never happened to me. I've been on many an airplane in my day, and never once has somebody tried to strike up a conversation with me while we're sequestered in a sealed metal tube. There ar…

‘Neil Banging Out The Tunes’ is an old meme, but not as old as you think. The image of the rodent playing a rainbow instrument was dated April 13th 2006, but it wasn't posted online until late 2014.

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I miss the era of artists releasing “Greatest Hits” CDs. These were essential tools for casual fans of big artists. We didn't have to scrounge around to find the best songs of every random artist; they did the work for us. There are a lot of artists that I like, but don't listen to all of their albums. Take Ariana Grande, for instance! Now there's a singer who I'd like a great hits CD from.

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The feeling of a 45-minute commute on a train or a bus is an entirely different feeling than the same amount of time spent in a car . The latter is much more unbearable because you have so much more responsibility. You have your life in your hands in a car, and you must focus. When you're on the train, you only have to worry about whether you get off at the right stop, which is an absurdly easy task to accomplish. One of my favorite things about taking the train is that I can play on my phone d…

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