Behold, the cutest living creature on earth–Moo Deng! She is a pygmy hippo from Thailand who’s grown increasingly popular online in the last month for a variety of reasons. Fondly named ‘bouncing pig’ in her native language, this charming aquatic mammal has shocked and awed the world with her charms, goofiness, and her little spicy attitude, instantly memeifying herself in the wholesome trends Hall of Fame .

As the wise Charli xcx once said, “I think the apple's rotten right to the core / From all the things passed down from all the apples coming before". The apple in question? The internet. That ever-growing, overly-immersive, digital world, riddled with aesthetics and buzzwords. You’ve undoubtedly seen the “demure” meme everywhere. The term was coined by Jools Lebron , a TikTok personality and beauty content creator known for her comedic mode of expression. “Very mindful, very demure” is used to…

Is that a bird I hear?

Discourse aplenty

Help me I’ve got Twitter fingers

With great power comes great responsibility

Go tweet it on the mountain

It's been a wild time.

Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure abomination

Yikes

Chirp chirp

Also, chocolate-covered strawberries take over TikTok.

Also: TikTok loses (some) music.

Also, is Gen Z aging faster than previous generations?

Another normal few days online.

Also, a bunch of men let their impulsive thoughts win.