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Fifteen Clueless People Who Ate Up 'The Onion's' Satire

We feel sort of bad for these poor, gullible individuals who devoured satirical headlines from The Onion, but at the same time, they're providing us with a lot of entertainment, so we'll take it.

Funny instances of people believing The Onion's satire | got be kidding 2 hrs 6 This better not be true 's British landmark, always will be and should remain as "Big Ben" Big Ben be renamed Massive Mohammed 2018 Rochdale Herald Re
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Florida Man Headlines That Provide Way More 'WTF' Than You Need In A Day

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Funny headlines about "Florida Man" | Florida Man Accused Attacking Girlfriend With Banana Thursday, Jan 2,2014 Updated 3:03 PM EST Recommend 3.2 Send 8+113 View Comments (99) Email Print Twoet 232 Pasco County Bhes Offioe | Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come
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Fifteen Orwellian Posts Representing The Dystopian Hellhole We Live In

The following posts depict the strange, surreal times we're living in right now, and we have to be honest in that they may even hit a little too close to home. Scroll down to see for yourself. If you want to feel even weirder and more hopeless, check out /r/BoringDystopia!

Posts about the strange times we're living in currently | think people who sent those masks were trying help doctors and nurses who didn't have PPE not be part an art project H Hill O @thehill 2h WATCH: Cuomo unveils collage masks sent around US self-portrait America" | WORKPLACE EVOLUTION Why crying employees can sometimes be sign healthy workplace Occasionally crying at work is normal-and can sometimes indicate an honest work culture. But there are some best practices follow dealing with cowor
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Unexplained UFO Footage Officially Released By The Pentagon, Because What Else Could Go Wrong In 2020

Just when we thought things couldn't possibly get worse in 2020, here we are with Pentagon-confirmed UFO sightings. That's right, the Pentagon just released this footage (shown below) of pilots reacting to possible extraterrestrial aircraft darting around the sky in inexplicable fashion. What we want to know is, why did the authorities decide to release this information now, of all times? Please, just let us get over this damn plague first. 

Anyway, please scroll down for some reaction memes and tweets to this bizarre news.

Funny reaction memes and tweets to the Pentagon releasing UFO footage | clouds flipping off Sociopath Memer @sociopath_ladka *Pentagon releases 3 UFO footages* Humans: Now only God can save us Meanwhile God ufo2020 #AliensExist | Rick and Morty 2020 is so fucking wild Pentagon just confirmed UFOS and 's barely news.
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Rumors Of Kim Jong-Un's Death Have Sparked Some Particularly Morbid Memes

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reportedly in "grave danger" after a botched heart surgery. The rumors began circulating after he missed his grandfather Kim Il-sung's birthday celebration on April 15th. Since then, there have been various conflicting news reports, some claiming that Kim may have died, while others say he is "alive and well." Predictably, memers have taken the opportunity to make a plethora of morbid jokes

All we have left to say is, rip to the guy who performed the surgery.

Funny dank memes about Kim Jong-Un's rumored death | dancing coffin pallbearers Why do hear music have visitors LIFWark CHIE | Reddit: He's definitely dead Reality: Schrödinger's Kim
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Rejected Comedian Gets What He Deserves After Verbally Abusing Date

Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him. 


Shane Hoban comedy show cancelled after he uses abusive language with date | Hi! Sorry I didn't shoot you a text back yesterday - just want to be honest I'm not sure I feel a huge connection here and I don't want to waste your time tonight (and I'll likely have to hang around this networking event tonight to find potential clients). I'm gonna have to pass on meeting up for drinks. Really wishing you the best and good luck on your show on Friday! You're not even my type either you're some dumb
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Thirty-Eight Headlines That Are Full Of Pure Face-Palm

These extremely amusing headlines are a far cry from investigative journalism, but we are definitely completely engaged. It's amazing to see the kind of crap that slid by the attention of "editors" during the heyday of print. These headlines will make you laugh, face-palm, and maybe even smile at their sheer stupidity. Happy reading!

Funny headlines, stupid headlines, cringe, facepalm
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Internet Reacts To Keanu Reeves' First Girlfriend In Decades

Our boy Keanu Reeves has finally found love it seems, and the internet can't contain its excitement. He recently went public with girlfriend Alexandra Grant, an artist. The two have reportedly been friends for years, and even co-wrote a book together.

While people are stoked for the beloved Mr. Reeves, the announcement has also brought on some criticism of the way we treat women in Hollywood - many have been referring to the relationship as "age appropriate," given many male actors' tendencies to date models and actresses in their twenties. Grant is 46 years old.

Here are some of the internet's reactions to the news!

Funny and cute tweets about Keanu Reeves' new relationship with Alexandra Grant
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Cringe-Worthy Headlines That Were Somehow Published

These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.

Funny news headlines
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Belle Delphine Posts Her Mugshot On Twitter (12 Reactions)

After a mysterious months-long disappearance from social media, Belle Delphine tweeted a photo of her mugshot just this morning and the internet is absolutely losing it. The e-girl hasn't specified exactly what she was arrestedfor, but people have been speculating like crazy. From tax fraud to Tekashi 6ix9ine ratting her out as a member of the Nine Trey Bloods (which would be the biggest plot twist in history). 

Here are some reaction memes and tweets to the news!

Funny reaction memes and tweets to Belle Delphine getting arrested
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In what feels like perfect timing with yesterday's Storm Area 51 event, the US Navy just confirmed that several clips of unidentified flying objects that were released between December 2017 and March 2018 might actually be alien spacecraft. Well, to be fair authorities haven't confirmed or denied exactly what these UFOs are because no one knows exactly, but we're still one step closer to confirming the existence of other intelligent life out there, and that's pretty damn cool!

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Funny Yet Unfortunately Placed Advertisements And Headlines

These ads and headlines are so terribly placed that you have to wonder whether these publishers knew exactly what they were doing. Either that or they were written by a bunch of overworked staff writers who skipped over some crucial details. Either way, these pics are pretty funny, and full of innuendos!

Funny advertisements that were unfortunately placed next to other advertisements
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