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This New Yorker Mistaking A Raccoon For A Tiger Is The Dictionary Definition Of A Facepalm

Early yesterday morning, a New Yorker called the police to report seeing a "small tiger" walking around the streets. Spoiler alert: it was a raccoon, not a tiger.

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Stormy Daniels Claims Trump Is Deathly Afraid Of Sharks & Twitter's Got Jokes

Here's the latest in "American news is f*cking crazy!" InTouch just released the entirety of their 2011 exclusive with Stormy Daniels, the porn star who allegedly had an affair with Donald Trump - and the actress dishes some seriously funny details. The dirt that Twitter fans are appreciating the most is the president's fear and hatred of sharks:

"You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, "I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die." He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It's so strange, I know."

Strange is right. Jokesters on Twitter are definitely taking advantage of the bizarre phobia and meme-ing the news to oblivion. And for those of you who doubt the info - it's polygraph certified.

Funny Twitter memes about Donald Trump being afraid of sharks.
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An Elderly Couple Got Busted With 60 Pounds Of Weed And Twitter Is Loving It

It's either the weakest excuse of all time or they're the best grandparents ever, but an elderly couple was stopped in Nebraska trying to pass their gigantic haul of marijuana off as Christmas gifts. Patrick and Barbara Jiron, both in their eighties, told authorities that the weed was for gifts after being stopped for the overwhelming scent of the herb. The couple was on their way to Vermont from Northern California with a haul that was worth an estimated $336,000. Twitter had a riot over the geriatric lovers' arrest; even pro-marijuana Senator Orrin Hatch had something funny to say on the matter.

Funny tweets about elderly couple caught with 60 lbs of marijuana in nebraska.
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Wednesday WTF: 10 Super Weird And Totally Real News Headlines

Presenting your weekly does of WTF news. if only these were the world's biggest problems! But you know if life gives you melons, you're probably dyselxic. 

The world is a crazy place. anywhere you turn you can find something unbelievable that is happening both good and bad. But luckily soon enough you can leave such thoughts behind and drown in the freedom of the weekend. But not yet! 

Alas you are still stuck on Humpday, but we are here to help with that. Drag yourself towards the weekend with some Wednesday memes made just for you. But sometimes, not even Wednesday doesn't even work out, then you just have to suck it up and wait for Thursday to fix everything.

If these aren't enough, here are another 11 Bizarre News Headlines for you to scratch your head at.

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Wednesday WTF: 10 Weirdest and Funniest Headlines Of The Week

You don't need to read The Onion to find crazy and hilarious news headlines - weird crap is happening all around us. 

Some very funny and weird news headlines.
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Florida Man Antics, Now In Comic Form

Ah, Florida Man. A favorite Twitter account of ours (who doesn't love Floridian antics?) was turned into a comic - and it's great. 

Collection of web comics based on Tweets from the Florida Man Twitter account.
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