names

What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

American hairstylist mispronounces Indian customer's name, compares it to the weird names she gave her kids: 'she just admitted that she made her child's life harder by giving him that name'

Ally Perry

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Dad insists on naming baby Nigel despite mom hating the name, won't take no for an answer: 'He said if we didn't name him Nigel, he would still call him that'

Emmy Ward

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New dad refuses to give his baby a short name, despises nicknames and insists on using long formal first names: 'It bothers him that the full name gets ignored'

Emmy Ward

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18-year old changes her last name back to her late dad's name, enrages mom and stepdad who changed it against her will when she was 7: 'My mom's husband told me I publicly disowned them'

Emmy Ward

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'You know who's gonna suffer here? This poor kid': New parents resolve to call their baby 2 different names after name argument stalemate

JR Atkinson

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Adults complain about parents that give their kids weird names: 'This is a human being that will have to go to school, apply for jobs'

Ally Perry

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New mom's baby name tribute to 'Nana Lottie' goes horribly, hilariously wrong: 'To say the family lost their minds would be an understatement'

JR Atkinson

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'I don’t want a different last name than our kids': Ex-husband insists ex-wife change her last name because it makes his 24-year-old fiancée uncomfortable

Emmy Ward

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'It sounds more like a furniture brand': Mom-to-be faces pushback for rejecting husband's absurd baby name

Ally Perry

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'Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides goes hard': Mom shares the craziest baby names from her pregnancy Facebook group

Emmy Ward

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Godmother criticizes mother for naming her daughter Ghiuliyette: 'Why ruin such a beautiful name by including letters that don’t belong there?'

Emmy Ward

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'I think both are just trying to overpower the other one at this point': Wife wants to name daughter 'hippy name,' is shut down by traditionalist husband

JR Atkinson

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'She said that I'm a bully': Ignorant woman refuses to spell coworkers name correctly

JR Atkinson

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'You can't just rename us': Parents regret how they named their kids and try renaming them, kids refuse

Bar Mor Hazut

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Dude Refuses To Tell Woman His Real Name, Doesn't Understand Why She Rejects Him

Emmy Ward

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The Most Baffling Baby Names from Around The Internet

JR Atkinson

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