Twitter user Nic pointed out the completely absurd names given to the adoptable cats at Austin Pets Alive, an animal shelter located in Austin, Texas. Whoever's job it is to name foster kittens probably had a grand ol' time with this little project. Either that or they give absolutely zero f*cks.
And if you're in the area and interested in adopting a cat, check out their website!
They also are definitely going to have an issue getting some of these adopted. Not that cats necessarily respond to their name being called, or at all. Still, the animals deserve at least a chance for families to love them. Though this is not the only instance of shelter cats with terrible names.