The bird app is no longer

It's a win-win! They won't go to Stanford or Yale, and they'll get bullied!

Big little brains

Millennials are killing the normal name industry, or at least so it seems. The weird names young parents give their kids have become bonafide memes at this point. I don't know if we'll ever get to a point where McKinsleigh will be considered a normal name by the majority of the population. At the same time, we felt the same way about the name Britney, and nobody bats an eye at that anymore. My favorite millennial naming convention is giving your baby an old lady's name. I know two babies named…

“What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.” If you're not familiar with Shakespeare, this quote is meant to assert that names (like Montague or Capulet) are actually irrelevant and that it's the nature of a person (or object) that truly matters.

Some creative choices

RIP 2023 babies

Who'd a thunk

Naming kids is actually a huge responsibility

Find Them

They're definitely interesting

Apple's got nothing on these

The dumbest memes are often the most successful ones.