Every one of us has someone they just can't stand, and for those instances where you can't avoid crossing paths with that person, we have the perfect insults for you! Clever and also weirdly specific, just how they should be. Thanks to Insult Me Daddy for these eloquently written works of art!
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Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face.
Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.
If you've been racking up lists of foes and wondering how to leave them just a tiny bit scarred, this Instagram is for you. The insults on this simple account have way more bite than the token "your mom." It's about time we added some creativity to our feuds, IRL and otherwise.
