mean

No no no. This isn't right. Something's amiss. No way Paranoid Parrot would make it against High Expectations Asian Dad by such a small 4-point margin... no. THEY'RE OUT TO GET HIM.

Sharing this post more than Business Cat is their MASTER PLAN. DON'T DO IT. OR DO IT. He's not entirely sure what the right course of action is anymore.

You don't even want to know what he proceeded to say about the poor bastard's mother. - Matty Malaprop

WELL DAMN

Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop