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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

More Superheroes Up, Up and This Way!

Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

Or his sword in the stone, for that matter. #ObviousJokeisObvious - Matty Malaprop

Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

Batman can just not stop thinking about sex. By spitting out so much foul language and innuendo he'd rather be called the BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BADMAN!

... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop