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This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

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But can they bend it like Beckham, I wonder? - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

He can't decide which is worse: his official job title, or his water cooler nickname "Marshmallow Fluff." - Matty Malaprop

... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop