Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop
... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop
And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop
... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop
Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop
Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."
I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop
This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop
That's funny, all I want here is the ability to write treble clefs that neatly! - Matty Malaprop
I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop
