innuendo

Yes, yes, I did just use "turtleneck" as an innuendo. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, PUNK?? - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

My guess is that they were only trying to lend Christopher a helping hand, though something tells me he's perfectly capable of handling the situation himself. - Matty Malaprop

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

On second thought, let us not watch that adult movie. It is a silly film. - Matty Malaprop

Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Let's just say he's intimately familiar with the problems attached to cramming canaries into coal mines. - Matty Malaprop

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop