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Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

The commonality between the three? At one point or another, they all demand you brace for impact! - Matty Malaprop

Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop