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Transformer? I don't even know her! - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

Pssk, kids these days. I bet this girl never even knew the days when Pluto was a planet. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, yes, I did just use "turtleneck" as an innuendo. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, PUNK?? - Matty Malaprop

But can they bend it like Beckham, I wonder? - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop