innuendo

Innuendo, if you know what I mean. Just make sure you get the gist of these before you enter, you might be in for a "surprise".

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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

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What? No, I wasn't being creepy! I mean, have you seen her performance in Hard Candy? She's really quite fantastic in that film! - Matty Malaprop

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By benhuh
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If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

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Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

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The commonality between the three? At one point or another, they all demand you brace for impact! - Matty Malaprop

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Sadly, after one steamy night these two never spoke again. Ms. Film thought Mr. Film was a nice guy, but ultimately decided he was totally disposable. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop