innuendo

Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Transformer? I don't even know her! - Matty Malaprop

Yukon Health and Social Services is running a campaign to remind people to take their vitamin D. Might have wanted to give this a second read before printing them off, or at the very least let someone older than 13 sign off on the slogan. 

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Punmaster Mistform says: "... and gardening tools."

I see what you did there, Mistform. - Matty Malaprop

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop