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A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

On second thought, let us not watch that adult movie. It is a silly film. - Matty Malaprop

Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

If I had to make an estimate, I'd say my heavenly body is lightyears away from being ready for such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Yes, yes, I did just use "turtleneck" as an innuendo. YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT, PUNK?? - Matty Malaprop

Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Construction is truly a PUNishing profession. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop