hot take

Oh boy, Mr. Jeff Bezos sure is in the hot seat right now for his dramatic divorce from wife of 25 years, Mackenzie Bezos. Bezos, currently the world's richest man and Founder and CEO of Amazon, tweeted on Wednesday that he and Mackenzie would be seeking out an amicable divorce after a trial period of separation.

And if you thought that wasn't enough drama for today, economists are speculating that the high-profile divorce could potentially cost Amazon billions of dollars in stock and cause Bezos, who is currently worth $137 billion, to fall down the rankings of the richest people in the world.

But here's the icing on the cake: on Thursday, The National Enquirer released a story alleging that Bezos had had an affair with former TV anchor Lauren Sanchez, along with a text message to Sanchez in which he writes "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." Add some risque selfies to the mix and we've got ourselves the perfect recipe for some golden memes and reaction tweets. Eat 'em up!

Using the Twitter tag #NewEndingsToRosesAreRed people are coming up with their own clever and highly twisted versions of the classic 'Roses are Red' poem. We've gotta say, these new ones are much better than the original...