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Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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Retail Warriors Share Their Most Ludicrous Customer Requests

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

Funny tweets about horrible retail customers, customer demands, working in customer service, customer service workers, yikes, funny tweets, retail work | Scott WamplerT O @ScottWamplerBMD At very first serving job ever had woman ordered Diet Coke with one ice cube an inch on each side and laughed, thinking she joking, she just stared at waiting. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun most ridiculous demand customer has made go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox
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Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

We never thought we'd see the day that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be used to explain the way people with ADHD think, but that day has officially come. In a thread from earlier this week, Twitter user @3TrackMind79 shares the nuances of what he likes to call "dolphin brain," and how these rapid-paced thoughts can lead NTs (neuro-typicals) to become confused when people with ADHD pepper their conversations with what might seem like non sequiturs. It's an interesting and amusing read, and definitely gives some valuable insight for those of us want to communicate better with our friends with attention disorders.

funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:
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People Share Their Irrational Childhood Fears

While we miss the lack of responsibilities that came with childhood, and being blissfully unaware of the absolute shit-show that is adulthood, we don't miss the weird and debilitating fears we grappled with when we were young..Redditor u/Shay_la_da reminded us of those phobias when they asked the AskReddit community to share the ridiculous fears that tortured them as kids. While some of them are understandable (um, escalators) others are just a little more absurd. But they're all entertaining. 

funny askreddit thread about harmless things that terrified people as children | r/AskReddit u/Shay_da_la 13h Join 's harmless thing terrified as child? 31 35 32 55 27 35 41 | kalooboo 12h 27 Awards Lawn flamingos. My big sister told they could take soul if looked into their eyes so l'd run past them with my eyes covered. O Reply 17.4k
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Just A Lovely Bunch Of Random Memes

TGIF, y'all! To celebrate making it through another week we've put together a tasty selection of memes to get you back into the happy zone. From nerdy gems to painfully relatable shitposts, there's something in here for everyone.

funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, nerdy memes, relatable memes | 2020 MY PLANS giant sandworm from Dube trailer | eat pizza rolls right out oven without letting them cool down Game of thrones Daenerys
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Amusing Twitter Thread Roasts The Crap Out Of Newborns

Everyone loves a good roast, but @charlee_buns just upped the ante with this incredible thread dedicated to slandering infants. Finally, a safe space for exhausted parents and baby-phobes to commiserate! We like to think that even "breeders" will enjoy these goofy roasts.

Funny twitter thread about slandering newborns | Barack Obama shrugging Black Saint @wicky_mash Replying charlee_buns they always clapping their hands and no sound comes out | Charlily @charlee_buns Let's slander newborns don't like their lil swoop hairdos. | @charlee_b 3/23/19 Charlily Let's slander newborns don't like their lil swoop hairdos. 1,445 16.5K 75.5K Rejo @rejoycet Replying charlee_buns They've got too many rights someone who did 9 months inside
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Cringey Design Fails That Miss The Mark

Ever see a product or a sign and wonder how it got approved? We do, constantly. And apparently so do a lot of people on Reddit. Crappy Design and Design Fails are two subreddits that are chock full of hideous, offensive, and awkward designs that range from print to architecture. They might make you cringe, but at least you'll feel something.

Funny and cringey design fails from reddit | card with cute drawing of a red crab: CONGRATULATION HAVE CANCER JULY 22 JUNE 21 SUMMER BABY WERE BORN. Swastika lämp
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Random Memes Full Of Total Dumbness

Happy "hump day," y'all. As that designation means next to nothing when you can't remember the year or day, it's not much to celebrate about. But at least as humans with internet connections, we can quell our pain with memes. And we've got a whole lot of 'em right here.

funny dank memes, stupid memes, random memes | If had dollar every time repeat same mistakes Duffy Duck | My voice my head My voice real life My voice recordings Gru Despicable me
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Super Cringey Posts For The Bored And The Brave

Yesterday, the person in front of me at the coffee shop insisted on paying for my dirty chai latte. One of those sweet random acts of kindness that restores your faith in humanity for at least a little while. These pics, social media posts, and memes will probably have the opposite effect on your brain. Instead of instilling hopeful optimism, these posts (and the people behind them) absolutely terrify us. And even so, they're entertaining as hell. We can't stop the cringe so we may as well enjoy it.

Cringey social media posts, cringey pictures, cringe pics, cringe, oof, yikes | the sims: CHEAT ON WIFE HIGH FIVE UNTIL SHE FORGIVES. Today teacher asked view lesbian relationships Apparently FULL HD right answer
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'Imagine Your Card Declines' Twitter Meme Is Packed With Amusing Absurdity

Some of our favorite memes imagine situations in which arguably normal sh*t is met with an absurd and humorous response. This new Twitter meme definitely falls into that category. Since last week, Twitter users have been imagining what would happen if their cards were declined at therapy, or (even worse) during surgery. The responses, which are generally outlandish, make for some solid comedy and just a few nightmarish scenarios. Here are our favorites. 

funny twitter meme imagine if your card declines | Abdi JrWave19 Imagine card declines at therapy so they start roast session about personal problems
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'In The Studio Like' Memes Roast Popular Artists

People get real fussy over musical preferences. So it only makes sense that people would get real fussy over tune- inspired memes. Earlier this week we were blessed with a meme format that allows for some excellent music-related roasting. The memes feature a photo of Young Thug and Angad "Bainz" Bains working in the studio, usually with some superimposed text making fun of the artist's music or process. While these memes may ruffle the feathers of some superfans, we're here for the roasts. Nobody is safe. 

funny dank memes featuring young thug dank memes, stupid memes, in the studio like drop it | DAFT PUNK studio like caliT Yeah Make em wait 7 years and @ickydamiann dont Drop | Coldplay studio like yeah this sounds boring as fuck drop
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Tolkien Tuesdays: Thirty-Six Freshly Harvested Lord Of The Rings Memes

Welcome back to another edition of Tolkien Tuesdays. Some memes get old. But in our humble opinion, this is not the case for Lord of the Rings memes. Fans of the books and movies find ways to relate fresh meme formats to J.R.R. Tolkien's work, and while they're often really funny, they also tend to be really dumb. Which is an absolute win in our eyes. We've rounded up some of the latest and greatest, but you can check out previous LOTR installments here and here if you need more. Happy scrolling!

Funny memes, random memes, lord of the rings memes, lotr, jrr tolkien | fool No man can kill Eowen Leo DiCaprio laughing unmask | somebody dies* gandalf grace valar -First time?
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California's Gender Reveal Fires Inspire Rage & Jokes On Twitter

Late summer has not been kind to California. The state's devastating wildfires have set a new record this year, with 2 million acres burned. Officials are calling the damage (and threat) unprecedented. And to add insult to injury, after investigations, it's become clear that the El Dorado Fires were caused by a gender reveal party.

The El Dorado Park fires in Yucaipa, just outside Los Angeles, have forced thousands to evacuate, and over 7000 acres have been scorched. The area has been suffering from an intense heat wave, making the decision of the expectant parents to use pyrotechnics for their stunt even more perplexing. The couple, whose identities have not been released, could end up paying millions in suppression costs, and could even go to jail. We've long thought that gender reveals are cringey and narcissistic practices. But now we've got some solid proof. And Twitter (obviously) has a lot to say about the matter. And most of it? Pretty funny.

funny jokes about gender reveals after el dorado wildfires in california | Dan Slott @DanSlott Only Can Prevent Gender Reveal Parties. SMOKEY | Jordy @inurendo next catastrophic gender reveal 's boy
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Random Memes To Ease The Way Into Another Week Of Hell

As the weekend comes to a close, we can't help but fear the week to come. If it's anything like the many weeks of the past few months of 2020, it'll probably be very unpleasant. It's good to prepare yourself mentally. But it's also good to let yourself laugh a little and attempt to ward off the "Sunday scaries." Hopefully these memes will help you in that difficult task.

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