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Gather round, my weary and wandering Internet travelers. We know the day has been long and hard. Why not take a load off and peruse these freshly plucked memes, fresh from the ripened loins of the r/dankmemessubreddit? 

Presidential candidate, author and "spiritual guru" Marianne Williamson has been receiving a lot of attention since her first democratic debate. Her hippie-ish sensibilities and belief in harnessing the power of love have done more than make her one of the most memeable candidates. fter According to Google Trends, Williamson secured the rank of top searched candidate during last night's second Democratic debate. It would seem the crystal-lover really is making some waves - while her fans are making a sh*t ton of memes. We're not sure we buy this "orb" stuff, but damn, the memes are funny as hell. 

Remember when you'r mom and dad said that television was rotting your brain? They had no idea how bad this sh*t would get. Our brains are practically useless thanks to all the mindless scrolling we've been doing. We're not going to get these brain cells back so we may as well keep at this pointless internet consumption. Here are some memes to get ya started. 

Warning: Some of these sexy memesare decidedly NSFW! And they're probably not for people who identify as "vanilla". These memes are for the true freaks. 

Popular Twitter account @HashTagRoundup struck hashtag gold yesterday when they called for people to "Mansplain Women Problems" on the social networking site. The game, while considered an obvious trap to some men, has resulted in some insightful and very amusing tweets. Many of the tweets come from women repeating the dumb sh*t men have said about their periods or childbirth, but some brave men are stepping up to the plate and making fun of their own kind. it's all in good fun, and hopefully for some men, educational. 

It's only Monday and we are 100% and irreversibly out of f*cks to give. You know what that means? Time to scroll through some moderately amusing memes. We've got nothing to lose at this point. 

There's very little in this world that's as satisfying as witnessing (or reading) idiots get taken down by someone with a clever comeback or schooling session. These instances of schadenfreude are as delightful as they are savage.

Until now, our favorite hot button theory about Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory has been that Grandpa Joe is the true villainof the film and the Roald Dahl book it's based on. This Tumblr thread from user evayna changes all of that. In the film, the impoverished Charlie ends up winning the f*cked up competition, thus inheriting Wonka's fortune and position as the world's most deranged and masochistic candy maker. Evayna believes that this honor should have been bestowed to the gum-chewing Violet Beauregarde, and she's got some solid evidence to back this theory up. We're 100% sold. 

These starter pack memes rarely disappoint!

Raising kids is truly a full-time job. Most of us have jobs on top of that. How do we cope? Wine, shit-talking, and sometimes, if we're lucky, binge-watching television. These parenting memes, tips, and quotes will definitely be of some entertainment to anyone that just wants to piss in peace.

We heard you like memes. Fortunately for your bored brains, so do we. This riveting selection of comics, clever tweets, and stupid memes will entertain you for a least a few minute. If you find yourself needing more, just mosey on over here. We've got tons more where these came from. 

As long as social media has existed, women have been the unwilling recipients of cringey, creepy solicitations, and more recently - graphic, unwanted imagery. And as new social media sites and apps are becoming popular, the messages are multiplying. Fortunately many women are not afraid to SHUT. IT. DOWN. These are their stories.