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While we've been freaking out about the ever-worsening Coronavirus outbreak, Jared Leto just found out about the grave situation...yesterday. The actor took to Twitter and Instagram to share his surprise and well-wishes to the crumbling world around him. Leto explained that he'd been in attending a silent meditation retreat in the desert, completely cut off from technology.

"Wow. 12 days ago I began a silent meditation in the desert, we were totally isolated. No phone, no communication etc. We had no idea what was happening outside the facility. Walked out yesterday into a very different world. One that's been changed forever. Mind blowing - to say the least, I'm getting messages from friends and family all around the globe and catching up on what's going on. Hope you and yours are ok. Sending positive energy to all. Stay inside. Stay safe." 

People on Twitter were pretty entertained by this news, reveling in the Jared Leto-ness of it all, and likening it to disaster films like 28 Days Later. We have to wonder how many other people out there are blissfully ignorant of current events. We kind of envy them.

Love enjoying tweets but hate logging on to Twitter because of the political sh*tshow? We've got you covered. Sifting through the hellhole ain't easy, but we've managed to collect some fresh and moderately entertaining tweets to keep you busy, whether you're social distancing or just looking to waste some time. Because you're worth it.

As Monday comes to a close, it's imperative that we count our blessings. Right now, it might not seem like we have many. People are losing their jobs. People are sick. But at least we can count on memes and other kinds of humor to help us through this sh*t.

There are many people we can roast for their behavior as people deal with the Coronavirus outbreak. There are the fumbling politicians and Corona Katie. People who are rude to their local grocers. And then there are the daft people who decided that hoarding toilet hoarding toilet paper will help them during a pandemic. While dank memes probably won't help these poor idiots realize the errors of their ways, the meme-ing community has been going in on TP hoarders. And we're enjoying it more than we should. 

Happy Monday, y'all! We're just sitting here, pretending the craziness isn't happening, looking for memes to share with you. This giant batch includes animal memes, relatable memes, and (of course) a smattering of Coronavirus memes. Let's face it - they're pretty much inescapable. 

Some people just don't understand how the world works. In this story, a spoiled brat tries to blackmail a carpenter into making a near-impossible exception for him based on who his father is. Fortunately for our hero, things don't work out as planned.

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

Disasters like the COVID-19 outbreak are supposed to bring people together, and highlight generosity and community. Unfortunately, recent events have not only highlighted people who get greedy in the face of a pandemic, but also people who just think they deserve the world. These choosy beggars should feel ashamed of themselves. But let's be real, they probably don't.

Married life isn't always what it's cracked up to be. These memes really say it all.

It's easy to get overwhelmed by current events and our personal lives. Sometimes it feels like we're in this endless cycle of unhappiness. But that's not true. More often than not, our pain is temporary. And if you can't convince yourself that's true, there's always memes to perk you up.

One of our favorite pastimes is admiring the cringe explosion that is old people using social media. Twitter user @dogwithablog_69 has made all of this a lot easier with this Twitter thread of the elderly and technologically ignorant completely abusing Facebook's cheerful status banners. The collection is impressive, a very worthwhile way of getting your Monday procrasturbation on. 

As long as social media has existed, women have been the unwilling recipients of cringey, creepy solicitations, and more recently - graphic, unwanted imagery. And as new messaging sites and apps are becoming popular, the messages are multiplying. Fortunately many women are not afraid to SHUT. IT. DOWN. These are their stories. 

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy.