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50 Time-Wasting Memes Both Old And New

Some people in this world only want the freshest and most niche memes. Others want the tried and true memes of yore. This gallery is a mix of the two. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters to us is having funny content to distract ourselves from the pain of reality. And these memes really do the trick.

Funny dank memes, random memes, stupid memes, funny | ima stay off social media my mental health today Also me Matthew McConaughey smoking nervously while checking phone | The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
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Johnny Rotten Roasted For Getting Genital Flea Bites After Squirrel Rescue

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

 

Twitter roasts Johnny Rotten for getting flea bites on his penis after trying to befriend or rescue some squirrels in his Venice Beach Los Angeles home, MAGA, Donald trump supporter | Secretary Of NO State Andrew Turley @casio_juarez me, traveling back in time to 1995 to once again talk to my 16 year old self 2020 me: ok, one more thing, Johnny Rotten got bit by a flea on his dick after taking in some squirrels. 1995 me: 2020 me: 1995 me: That's the first thing you've told me that makes any
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Gamers Celebrate 'World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands' With Memes

It's been a long three years of waiting for the World of Warcraft: Shadowlands expansion to drop, but today's the day, and fans couldn't be happier. The release was originally scheduled for October 27th, so this last month has been especially painful for those aching to spend most of their waking hours gaming. As is to be expected, anxious gamers have been filling Reddit and Twitter with memes about Shadowlands. Some have to do with the anxiety-inducing process of choosing a covenant. Others focus more on relinquishing sleep for gameplay. We're just happy to have another way to occupy ourselves during all these quarantines and lockdowns. Shadowlands couldn't have come at a better time.

Funny memes and tweets about the release of World of Warcraft Shadowlands | Steven Crowder Covenent is just Hogwarts houses WoW players CHANGE MY MIND | LET'S GO MAW TODAY! Robyn how I met your mother
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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

funny tweets, twitter, funny, memes, witty tweets, jokes, fresh tweets, relatable tweets, comedy, lol, covid-19 | Zack Budryk @BudrykZack single most important thing man can do be an ally is give his woman friends permission give dudes at bar his number so they call he can angrily say 's not funny because she died 15 years ago very night
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41 Mostly Dumb Memes For Undiscerning Eyes

This gallery of memes isn't for the haughty conoisseurs. It's for people who are okay with nodding at a decent meme, or perhaps even shaking ther heads at a meme that is arguably pretty dumb. It's hard to please everyone all the time. But these funny tweets and tidbits, while maybe mediocre, are still more than adequate for wasting time and boosting that dopamine. And that's what matters. 

Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | Can this year get any worse @highfiveexpert LOST ROOMBA His name is "Higgins 35cm 9cm high/2.8Kg DOES NOT BITE Roomba app info: Battery: 3% Dust bin: 190% My husband left our bungalow door open anu our Roomba escaped followed his cleaning track 4 Km down beach where lost his trail. HIGGINS CAN NOT SWIM Please help us bring Higgins back TEAR ME OFF | Her bet he's thinking about other women do orcs know menu is?
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42 Memes & Tweets For When The Procrastination Wins

We all like to think that when up against temptation, we'd prove a worthy opponent. Unfortunately, when we're blessed with the convenience and distraction of internet and television, staying strong can be hard. We're only human. So instead of mindlessly scrolling through the news, or the bleak hellscape that is Twitter, we're here to offer some memes in your time of procrastination. Let's face it: they'll probably make you feel better than most procrastination options.

Funny random memes and tweets, dank memes, cat memes, relatable memes, dark humor | Love is strong But engine is stronger airplane couple | PHILOSOPHY PROFESSORS TELL WHY BACKSTREET 4-YEAR-OLDS BOYS imgflip.com venn diagram
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19 Sad And Sassy Raccoon Memes

If you like depressing and nihiilist humor and have an affection for the nocturnal bandits that are raccoons, boy do we have a meme account for you. The Instagram account @nocturnaltrashposts is devoted to pairing cute (and cursed) images of raccoons with sad and sometimes sassy text that, well, feels relatable and real. If you like this brand of animal meme, head to their page and give 'em a follow. You'll even get some some awesome possum memes as a bonus. 

Funny memes, dank memes, raccoon memes @nocturnaltrashposts, existential memes, 2020 memes, clever memes, sad memes, sassy memes | They say be like sometimes @nochumailtrashposte But lately be like all time | this is fine. 2020 @nocturnaltrashposts
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Memes That Are So Bad, They're Actually Kinda Good

We've got a terrible collection of hideous memes from the absolute bottom of the barrel (Facebook). In this atrocious gallery, you'll find some eye-roll worthy puns, boomer humor emailed from grandma, and dumb shit that straight up doesn't make sense. You might simply hate these memes, or perhaps you see the humor in cringey content. We love these memes for the same reason we love watching movies like The Room. It's always fun to laugh at something for reasons that weren't intended. 

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Fifty History Memes Full Of Educational Humor

Think the world seems absolutely screwed beyond repair these days? Why not escape into the marvelous world of history memes! You'll be reminded that the world suffered long before 2020. And those suffering didn't have the luxury of being able to use the internet all day. 

dank history memes, educational memes, ancient history, reddit memes, hitler, world war 2, european history | trying dig tunnel under French trenches, and accidentally break into tunnel French are trying dig under trenches Bonjour Guten tag polar bears | does British Museum have so many incredible artifacts compared other museums? avAR-3anis secret ingredient is crime.
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38 Epic Memes For People Who Like To Laugh

Some people want to watch the world burn. Others just want to laugh. We can definitely help with the latter by offering a solid selection of memes, tweets, funny pics, and screenshots of entertaining internet exchanges. If by the end of this gallery you're craving even more hilarious content, we've got even more good stuff right here

funny memes, random memes, stupid memes, memes, dank memes, funny, shitposts, cats, tumblr, funny tweets, classical art memes, funny pics | Who fuck said sdsdsdsd cat bursting through the ceiling | Graphic design is my passion. Mimosa go $7 Take Out Don't Hang Out 16 oz
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21 Retail Warriors Share Their Most Ludicrous Customer Requests

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

Funny tweets about horrible retail customers, customer demands, working in customer service, customer service workers, yikes, funny tweets, retail work | Scott WamplerT O @ScottWamplerBMD At very first serving job ever had woman ordered Diet Coke with one ice cube an inch on each side and laughed, thinking she joking, she just stared at waiting. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun most ridiculous demand customer has made go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox
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Dumb People Who Have Zero Understanding Of Human Anatomy

The idea that 'pee is stored in the balls' is a pretty established internet joke, but imagine if someone actually believed that this was true. Well, there are way too many people online who either ask for advice that betrays their general lack of anatomical knowledge, or worse, they spout obviously wrong information all over the internet. In this gallery, we've got a bunch of prime examples of stupid people who don't know how the body works and the embarrassing dumbassery they post. 

anatomy, sex, women, men, bad anatomy, funny comments, stupid people, reddit, facepalm, cringe, sexism, orgasm, memes, funny, human body | is worse than broken heart? Menstrual pain, homelessness, hunger etc. As guy think menstrual pain is myth | Hello girls just wanted some opinions on do really worried am wanting another baby but had my placenta taken out my daughter born does this mean can't have any more children or do need placenta transplant? Thankyou, Tia xx O Like Comment
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36 Mad Funny Memes For Lazy Days

There was no real rhyme or reason to selecting these chuckle-worthy memes. Sometimes the best way to consume memes is to just scroll through a big random batch of 'em, never knowing what to expect. That's just the sort of experience we've curated for you here. If you're in a lazy mood and crave some easy entertainment, scroll away

random memes, dank memes, memes, funny, dogs, cats, meme dump, shitposts, relatable memes, stupid memes | Song goes like nununu nunu Google Search Engine nu nu u/HannibalGoddomnit Donald Trump's 2020 Axios on HBO Interview | nigue allection horseshoe No. Why are so afraid truth high heeled shoe shaped like a horse
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47 Scrollable Memes For Maximum Relaxation

Happy Friday, friends and fellow freaks. Looking for a way to get into the weekend groove now that bars are closing early or you're in lockdown? Fear not! We're here with a massive gallery of memes, tweets, and shitposts for happy and relaxing perusal. Sure, they may not beat making real connections with your friends out on the town, but they're a decent substitute. And they won't make you feel worse.

Funny memes, relatable memes, funny tweets, dank memes, stupid memes, prehistoric memes, lockdown memes, office memes, kelly kapoor, twitter memes, coronavirus, depression memes | Mindy Kaling ever since l've been working home Guess who just became cutest girl office? | jokingly flirting with girl Girl friends with scared as Her flirting back do next Danghamomos Lion King 2 Kiara and Kovu
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