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Fresh Tweets For The Bored & Humor-Deprived

Love enjoying tweets but hate logging on to Twitter because of the political sh*tshow? We've got you covered. Sifting through the hellhole ain't easy, but we've managed to collect some fresh and moderately entertaining tweets to keep you busy, whether you're social distancing or just looking to waste some time. Because you're worth it.

Fresh and funny tweets, twitter memes, coronavirus tweets, coronavirus memes, covid-19, toilet paper | Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 once can honestly tell my wife they were all out thing forgot get. 12:03 PM 3/15/20 Twitter iPhone | Stephanie Boland O @stephanieboland On sofa and hear boyfriend start laughing himself kitchen. Turns out he'd just learned 88 couples have come out quarantine China and immediately filed divorce 2:48 AM 3/15/20 Twitter Web App
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Funny Pics To Help Y'all Pass The Time

As Monday comes to a close, it's imperative that we count our blessings. Right now, it might not seem like we have many. People are losing their jobs. People are sick. But at least we can count on memes and other kinds of humor to help us through this sh*t.

funny random memes, dank memes, quarantine memes, covid-19, coronavirus memes, stupid memes, relatable memes, animal memes, tiger sex | There's no way 's getting any worse, right April 2020: robot uprising | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt been there bro NEW YORK POST E New York Post O @nypost 7h Tiger walks record 800 miles search sex trib.al/PDKKUKD 3:55 PM 03 Dec 19· Twitter iPhone
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Memes That Roast All The People Hoarding Toilet Paper

There are many people we can roast for their behavior as people deal with the Coronavirus outbreak. There are the fumbling politicians and Corona Katie. People who are rude to their local grocers. And then there are the daft people who decided that hoarding toilet hoarding toilet paper will help them during a pandemic. While dank memes probably won't help these poor idiots realize the errors of their ways, the meme-ing community has been going in on TP hoarders. And we're enjoying it more than we should. 

Funny memes about people hoarding toilet paper because of covid-19, coronavirus, coronavirus memes, dank memes, roasts | "complete idiot" starterpack HAND SANITISER PANICKED SCREECHING L CN BBC NBC npr This 'isn't Mad Max Australian police say after 3 women get into brawl while panic-buying toilet paper during coronavirus epidemic VFOX OCBS Qbc NEWS NEWS channel NBC Rhea Mahbubani Mar 7, 2020, 2:51 PM @katie.n64 f M have sold out face masks. Sorry inconvenience! | KID: HEY MUM IS THIS CORONA V
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Myriad Memes To Get You Through Monday

Happy Monday, y'all! We're just sitting here, pretending the craziness isn't happening, looking for memes to share with you. This giant batch includes animal memes, relatable memes, and (of course) a smattering of Coronavirus memes. Let's face it - they're pretty much inescapable. 

funny random memes, coronavirus memes, covid-19, dank memes, stupid memes, pet memes, cat memes, dog memes, pets, pet owners, funny tweets | IF ARE COUGHING KINDLY TAKE MASK AND PUT ON emoji is not coughing | If come home work and see pets like this, just start looking destruction immediately
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Entitled Kid Gets Schooled After Demanding Insane Carpentry Turnaround

Some people just don't understand how the world works. In this story, a spoiled brat tries to blackmail a carpenter into making a near-impossible exception for him based on who his father is. Fortunately for our hero, things don't work out as planned.

Cheapskate, entitled, carpenter, text story | text messages Still 2 weeks 17:39 will seriously notify Mark and will advise him not use anymore if can't do better than 2 weeks 17:47 17:49 dos weeks 17:50
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25 Hilarious Tweets That Make God Seem Like The Class Clown

You don't have to be religious to appreciate this funny tweets regarding God's antics upstairs. From the creation of weird animals to marveling at the mess that He (or She) cooked up, these jokes are on fire. 

Funny tweets about god | God are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk almonds God gave them, like, 8 animals get milk they dont like milk God mockingly tHey DonT LiKe miLk flips table. GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15 ANGEL *mouthful pizza* 25 GOD: 30 CENTIPEDE tearing up stop giving legs look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO
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Entitled Greedy People Who Are Out Of Touch With Reality

Disasters like the COVID-19 outbreak are supposed to bring people together, and highlight generosity and community. Unfortunately, recent events have not only highlighted people who get greedy in the face of a pandemic, but also people who just think they deserve the world. These choosy beggars should feel ashamed of themselves. But let's be real, they probably don't.

Entitled people, choosy beggars, funny, cringe, choosing beggars, reddit, people texting, facebook marketplace | got mad as hell after reading this don't want free cheesecake through DOORDASH want free cheesecake l'm there, bitch. dirty ass DoorDash worker touching my cheesecake don't need no SECRET LOS ANGELES Dessert Is "On House" At Cheesecake Factory Entire Month March | Are available now? Like next 1/2 hr -_hour? Sorry, someone just came pick up man Wowwwwww thanks alot first come first ser
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Random Memes To Help You Forget Your Suffering

It's easy to get overwhelmed by current events and our personal lives. Sometimes it feels like we're in this endless cycle of unhappiness. But that's not true. More often than not, our pain is temporary. And if you can't convince yourself that's true, there's always memes to perk you up.

funny random memes, dank memes, relatable memes, funny comics | HUH LOOKED UP WERE RI- KAINANH@FACEBOOK sitting on a high horse with a cocktail | Messages Dad Details divorcing mom Hi divorcing mom son No aren't s why having divorce not expecting .
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19 Cringey Times Old People Misused Facebook Banners

One of our favorite pastimes is admiring the cringe explosion that is old people using social media. Twitter user @dogwithablog_69 has made all of this a lot easier with this Twitter thread of the elderly and technologically ignorant completely abusing Facebook's cheerful status banners. The collection is impressive, a very worthwhile way of getting your Monday procrasturbation on. 

Funny twitter thread about old people using facebook banners wrong, facebook status | tweet by dogwithablog_69 cold people facebook banners thread: crying laughing banner with great sadness my heart my 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning. classic balloon banner have been accused being racist at work
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Twenty-Four Times Creepy DMs Went Painfully Wrong

As long as social media has existed, women have been the unwilling recipients of cringey, creepy solicitations, and more recently - graphic, unwanted imagery. And as new messaging sites and apps are becoming popular, the messages are multiplying. Fortunately many women are not afraid to SHUT. IT. DOWN. These are their stories. 

Cringey direct messages | getting a dick pic and sending husband's dick pic in return: Dic Pic Hey. Could handle 8 inches don't know can 8 inch Blade Hunting Survival Knife Kit
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29 Tantalizing Tweets Of Admirable Cleverness

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

Funny tweets, silly tweets, random tweets, funny tweets | Sophia Benoit @1followerndad Top Movies Boyfriend Wants Watch An Idiot Saves President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats | Peter Schultz @pete_schultz relatively successful and busy man who lives city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend hometown hunk with young son who teaches her true meaning Christmas
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Medium-Quality Memes For Your Medium-Quality Brains

Happy weekend, fools! If you haven't already been forced to Corona quarantine and chill on your couch, now's the sanctioned time to do so! And while you chill tf out, we've got memes for you to enjoy. Nerdy memes? Check. Relatable memes? Check. There's something here for everyone.

funny random memes relatable mmes, dank memes, coronavirus, school, school memes, fun memes | the simpsons homer cheering up bart March february january This is worst month 2020 2020 worst month so far | sami @sahirious everyone their online classes now animals taking front camera selfies
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