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35 Dumb Memes For People Who Love Procrastinating

On a scale of dankalicious to extremely stupid, these memes are all over the spectrum. A perfect range of humor for those in desperate need of a quick and easy distraction. If you're starting to feel fatigued by the day's mundane tasks, this is your time to procrastinate with some funny content. You deserve it.

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50 Hot Roasts Served Up To People Who Crave Pain

We're not fans of bullying or "othering" people but roasting is a thing all it's own. If people ask for it, roasting and toasting should definitely be fair game. So don't feel too guilty scrolling through these owns. They got what they asked for.

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UK Restaurant Artfully Puts Lying Karen In Her Place

During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshit reviews. Now, while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people, we find that we relish the takedowns even more. Today we come to you with a classic Karen tale from Hucknall in the UK. This Karen, whose real name is Jo, took to Facebook to express her dismay at being kicked out of a restaurant after spending  £700 on a birthday celebration at the venue. 

The restaurant quickly responds - correcting her lies (the party spent about a quarter of that) and calling her group out for their drunken and entitled behavior. It's an expert takedown that requires only facts to make the Karen (and her entire family) seem out of line. And we think you'll find it pretty entertaining.

Karen gets called out for lying about experience at bar cowshed hucknall, owners call her out for bullshit, she gets banned | Cowshed at Hucknall COWSHED 1 d Hi Jo, thanks reaching out love feedback, whether be positive or negative especially love feedback like this so others can see type people have deal with sometimes. First all ll address 700 and party claim have spent now both know this isn't true don't Jo s not even remotely accurate as spent, but l'll crunch numbers Our most expensive
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23 Dank & Self-Deprecating 'My Parents At Age 29' Memes

Ever take a step back from your life and wonder if you're just doing it wrong? It's easy to feel that way when you compare yourself to your parents. Many of us deal with these feelings, especially if we've surpassed the age at which our creators decided they were ready to bring life into this godforsaken world. A new Wojak comic meme completely excels at utilizing this theme, and the results are our favorite kind of self-deprecating humor. The meme basically compares what our parents were doing (making commitments, investing in the future) with what we're doing at that age. The punchline is that in 2020, we're doing shit that's way less mature. You know, making mistakes like eating pills of the ground or infantilizing ourselves with phrases like "I'm baby." While some of these memes hit home pretty hard, a couple of them are great reminders that progress is possible. It's also important to remembe that the world was a different place when our parents were our age. It's always better to focus on one's self and the possibilities we do have. 

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25 Food Order Fails Packed With Facepalm

It should be known by now that we enjoy mocking other people's misforunte - and as schadenfreude goes, these amusing tales are pretty lighthearted. When Twitter user @lillyannatrnr shared a facepalm-worthy serving anecdote from her boyfriend's past, we're willing to bet she didn't think she was starting a thread of epic proportions. But his ignorance regarding creme fraiche and the laughs that followed inspired other users to share their own food-service and grocery work blunders. The result? A massive thread of funny fails and punny verbal comedy. We've picked out some of the better gems for you, but you can see more hilarity at the thread itself.

Funny food fails, funny tweets, twitter thread, restaurants, food orders, facepalm, cringe | lilyanna @lilyannatrnr my bf told me when he was 17 he worked in a posh hotel and at breakfast some bloke asked him "is this creme fraiche?" and he replied "yeah we don't serve out of date food" and I can't stop thinking about it | skinnylegend m8 wbu? Replying to @lilyannatrnr My mate worked in a wine bar for a bit an a customer asked her for "a Chilean red wine" an she went to mix the house red with
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40 Memes & Tweets For Bored Brains

We talk a lot about kiling the monotony with memes and tweets. It's true that even they can become monotonous, but at least these funny tidbits have the potential to make you chuckle your way through life's unending trials and tribulations. From bleak and relatable anecdotes, to memes that might leave you feeling personally attacked, this gallery's got a little something for everyone.

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43 Funny & Random Internet Gems

There is SO much funny and entertaining content all over the internet which makes it difficult to parse it all down into a cohesive, themed gallery. So how about we don't do that. How about we just throw a bunch of dank memes, funny tweets, and bizarre pics into a big, unwieldy pile. This would be more true to the internet experience, after all. There's one big difference though—we always weed out the bad content. 

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36 Creatively Lazy 'Not My Job' Moments

We've got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else's job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we're more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

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26 Sleep Memes For People Who'd Rather Be Napping

Sleep's been hard to come by what with all the insanity of 2020. If you're a student to boot? Forget about it. Some people say there aren't enough hours in the day, but we really believe there aren't enough hours in the night. Every morning it feels like we've been cheated. And opportunities for naps once you're out of school are pretty damn slim. Unless, y'know, you're a depression napper. But those never lead to feeling rested. Whatever your reason for needing more sleep all the time, we're willing to bet these memes will resonate with you. Just don't let them occupy too much of your slumber time. Every minute counts.

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50 Time-Wasting Memes Both Old And New

Some people in this world only want the freshest and most niche memes. Others want the tried and true memes of yore. This gallery is a mix of the two. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters to us is having funny content to distract ourselves from the pain of reality. And these memes really do the trick.

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Johnny Rotten Roasted For Getting Genital Flea Bites After Squirrel Rescue

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

 

Twitter roasts Johnny Rotten for getting flea bites on his penis after trying to befriend or rescue some squirrels in his Venice Beach Los Angeles home, MAGA, Donald trump supporter | Secretary Of NO State Andrew Turley @casio_juarez me, traveling back in time to 1995 to once again talk to my 16 year old self 2020 me: ok, one more thing, Johnny Rotten got bit by a flea on his dick after taking in some squirrels. 1995 me: 2020 me: 1995 me: That's the first thing you've told me that makes any
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Gamers Celebrate 'World Of Warcraft: Shadowlands' With Memes

It's been a long three years of waiting for the World of Warcraft: Shadowlands expansion to drop, but today's the day, and fans couldn't be happier. The release was originally scheduled for October 27th, so this last month has been especially painful for those aching to spend most of their waking hours gaming. As is to be expected, anxious gamers have been filling Reddit and Twitter with memes about Shadowlands. Some have to do with the anxiety-inducing process of choosing a covenant. Others focus more on relinquishing sleep for gameplay. We're just happy to have another way to occupy ourselves during all these quarantines and lockdowns. Shadowlands couldn't have come at a better time.

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36 Fresh & Funny Tweets For Easy Scrolling

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

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41 Mostly Dumb Memes For Undiscerning Eyes

This gallery of memes isn't for the haughty conoisseurs. It's for people who are okay with nodding at a decent meme, or perhaps even shaking ther heads at a meme that is arguably pretty dumb. It's hard to please everyone all the time. But these funny tweets and tidbits, while maybe mediocre, are still more than adequate for wasting time and boosting that dopamine. And that's what matters. 

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42 Memes & Tweets For When The Procrastination Wins

We all like to think that when up against temptation, we'd prove a worthy opponent. Unfortunately, when we're blessed with the convenience and distraction of internet and television, staying strong can be hard. We're only human. So instead of mindlessly scrolling through the news, or the bleak hellscape that is Twitter, we're here to offer some memes in your time of procrastination. Let's face it: they'll probably make you feel better than most procrastination options.

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