Every day is a struggle. First you have to wake up, and if that wasn't already traumatic enough, then you have to get out of bed. Once you've made it that far, it's time for those daily hygienic rituals that help others perceive you to be a functioning member of society. If I already lost you at “get out of bed,” let's just backtrack a bit. There's no need to rush this. Here, have some memes first. Maybe a bit of funny content is all you need to get those gears turning.

Gas prices have soared to $4.25 per gallon—the highest in U.S. history. Costs were already predicted to surge in 2022, but with the current sanctions against Russian energy, commuters are going to feel the pain way sooner and harder than expected. As many frustrated people have pointed out this week, it seems like just about everything is going up except our wages. There's not much regular civilians can do about global markets and international matters, except maybe meme about our problems and…

Ah sh*t, here we go again. That's right. We're back with another round of dank and dumb memes for anyone struggling with an ugly bout of boredom. If you're in need of a distraction, we've got all the time-killing content one could ever need.

It's another beautiful Tuesday on planet Earth. Sh*t feels extremely bad lately, and we're pretty sure everyone knows why. The brutal attacks on Ukraine by Russia has bled into every form of media - for good reason. It's a very scary and important time - and the world is watching. If you're asking how we feel about the situation, we're not into it. War shouldn't be caused by greed and power trips, senseless deaths shouldn't be occurring - war really shouldn't exist. There's a couple exceptions…

If there was an award for “cringe of the week,” it would undoubtedly go to Randi Zuckerberg, who recently posted a “rallying cry for the women of web3” in the form of an atrocious music video set to the tune of Twisted Sister's “We're Not Gonna Take It.” A decade ago, I sang this song on Broadway. Today I sing this song, surrounded by new friends, as a rallying cry for the women of web3. Together, we can accomplish anything. And have fun doing it! #WAGMI PS Look for some fun cameos! PPS Sorry f…

Look. We know that a lot of people love Disney. As a kid, you're basically trained to want to go to one of their tricked out amusement parks. You want to see Goofy's goofiness up close, meet a princess in a floofy gown, and stand in line for over an hour with your disgruntled parents who would rather be drinking. After a while you grow up, and while you do want to go to Disneyland for some rides, you also want to spend more time at the Trader Sam's tiki bar, drinking until you get into an explo…

Do people still use the word ‘bling’ to describe flashy jewelry? Or are we saying ‘drip’ now? Whatever the terminology, Floyd Mayweather was sporting it at the Heat vs. Spurs game in Miami this past weekend. His excessive and excessively thick chains may have even been wearing him. At least that's what the fashion police of the internet are saying. Floyd 😂 pic.twitter.com/1hAV3LFWNi — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 27, 2022 Bleacher Report tweeted a still of Mayweather at the game,…

Oh, the humanity!

Just a bunch of funny tweets

Congratulations, internet traveler. It looks as though you have finally made it through most of a hectic, soul sucking week of average human existence. If the impending freedom of the weekend is distracting you with its celebratory tingles and buzz, we need to ask you to snap out of it. We know how exciting it is that the weekend promises some much-needed vegging. Or maybe you're the active type, preferring to go on a hike with friends (or furry friends) or walking around the city or town, aiml…

On this day exactly 10 years ago, a meme was born. I'm not sure exactly which meme, but that's the special thing about memes—new ones are made every day. Every second. Even the dumbest Marvel movie takes years and millions of dollars to create. But the best memes are totally free and only take a few seconds to create. All you need is a funny idea. Some memes might stand out among others, but at the end of the day, memes need each other in order to stay relevant as a medium. Since the humor of m…

An expert scammer.

Mansplaining is not a new phenomenon. We're willing to bet that for as long as women and men could speak, that men were more than happy (or even inclined) to color themselves experts on a subject and trap women into long diatribes about something that they either know about or don't care to know about. The latest hobby or area of interest for the incellular (we made that word up) ‘nice guys’ of the internet is NFTs. Non-fungible tokens and profile pictures featuring them have taken over Twitter…

Are people working too much?

Hello there, cyber friends. We don't want to be rude or nasty, but we have something to say. Listen. I'm sorry. But you have probably looked and felt better. We have been worried about you. Is life getting you down? Are all y'all sleeping okay? We're not experts, but it sure does seem like you are in need of a serious pause - a meme break, if you will. We see those weary, red eyes, the grey, pallid face, and feel the downtrodden and defeated vibe. This is no way to exist. Going through life lik…

I remember dissecting my owl pellet like it was yesterday. I was in 4th grade and I was sick at home with the chickenpox. I'd been really looking forward the owl pellet project and so when I caught my little sister's infection, I was super bummed out. My best friend at the time was nice enough to offer bringing a pellet and tools to my house so that I could do mine at home. My mom was reluctant at first, but she gave in. It was for science, after all. Feverish and covered in bright red pox, I j…