It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think that these two hundred and eighty character tidbits deserve some a whole lot of love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. That's because tweeting is a very specific skill that involves packing a lot of bunch into some seriously small parameters. Brevity behooves you in the Twitter-verse. For some prime examples of how to do the Twitter thing right, we've fou…

Things that aged like milk

Non-fungible tokens are nothing new—the first-known NFT is believed to have been minted in 2014. But the cultural obsession with NFTs did really ramp up until recently, thanks to a number of celebrities deciding they want a piece of the virtual pie. NFT naysayers believe this unwholesome marriage between celebrities and the cringe crypto world is further proof that every day we stray further from God's light, and you better believe the Internet's anti-NFT army puts up a fight whenever a celeb d…

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Sometimes it feels absurd to "curate" memes . They've become so ubiquitous that they're nearly impossible to miss when navigating the internet. Group chats can have entire conversations using memes and gifs without ever typing a single word. It helps that there's a meme for literally everything these days. Celebrity do something insane? MEME. Controversial political scandal? MEME. Remake of a nostalgic franchise coming out? MEME. Asinine TikTok trend inexplicably go viral? MEME. It's sort of li…

Another day, another bad Twitter take. It's amazing how confident some people are when expressing incredibly dumb opinions. Today's winner of the bold stupidity prize is Paul Hünermund , an assistant professor in Copenhagen, Denmark. You never see old people in the streets of NYC. In Copenhagen you do. It's a real city, not just some romcom dream for 20-somethings. — Paul Hünermund (@PHuenermund) February 5, 2022 Hünermund managed to piss off a whole lot of Twitter users from the Big Apple with…

People love to bash writers of snarky receipt notes. But some people think this customer was in the right.

In an evocative parallel scene from a Sopranos episode entitled, "The Strong, Silent Type," mob boss Tony Soprano and his loyal associate Furio cook dinner for themselves, alone in their respective kitchens. The scene starts out with Tony walking into the kitchen of his New Jersey McMansion. He calls out his wife Carmella's name before finding a note on the counter that reads, "Rigatoni in the fridge." Meanwhile, Furio (a native Neapolitan), tends to sizzling pots and pans in a humid, dimly-lit…

Most of the time the gaming world can seem impenetrable to those who are unfamiliar. I'm often reading threads about games or consoles that go way over my head. But every now and then something magical happens to bring gaming nerds and non-gaming nerds together. And sometimes it happens to be something funny - or triggering. It depends on how you look at it. There have been lots of requests for my Master Chief Chili, so here it is! #masterchiefchili #masterchief #halo #HaloInfinite #HaloInfinit…

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We have really gotta hand it to the big and beautiful brains of Twitter. Somehow, against all odds, there's always some clever comedian churning out short and sweet tweets filled with relatable sentiments, comedy or complete and utter absurdity. We here at Memebase are partial to a healthy mix of all the above. But for all the goodness, filtering through the political posts and wannabe film buffs can be exhausting. Finding a good tweet can occasionally feel like finding a needle in a haystack.…

Getting in trouble is usually a normal part of growing up. Sometimes kids get in trouble for mouthing off in school. Calling a teacher fat, pulling a prank in class, or simply distracting everyone else until whoever's in charge absolutely loses it. Sometimes, kids get in trouble for their actions at home. This is more common with strict families , like my own. When I was in high school my mother wouldn't allow me a key, or to see friends after school. It led to me sneaking out at night, and whe…

People were less than impressed

Poor Seth.

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