The birds and the bees.

When you're taken down by boredom, it's hard to be selective. Nearly any form of mindless entertainment will cure what ails you. You can turn on the TV and feel as though you are experiencing something new - even when you're actually just scrolling through Instagram while it plays in the background. Like you do almost every evening of your sad and tedious life. You can take a leisurely walk around your hood, admiring all the massive piles of burning garbage on the streets and the miserable peop…

It's still kicking.

If fans weren't hyped enough for Kirby and the Forgotten Land after seeing the exciting gameplay released earlier this year, Nintendo just teased an adorable clip Kirby fishing in the highly anticipated Switch game, and people are expressing their excitement through nostalgia-tinged memes. Everyone loves a fishing mini-game, and players will be able to unlock Kirby's favorite catching spot on March 25th, when the game is released to the public. For now, here are our favorite tweets and meme rea…

Pusha T went all in on a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich diss track and it's pretty hilarious. The rapper teamed up with Arby's to help promote their new crispy fish sandwich and brutally roast McDonald's , another fast food joint that Pusha T has history (and beef) with. Keep scrolling for the whole saga.

“The world is a vampire.” The Smashing Pumpkins were right when they penned the tune back in the mid-'90s. It's amazing how little some things have changed since the grunge era. We're still feeling doomy as hell, hating the government, and feeling frustrated by the lack of opportunities presented to us and the rest of the non-billionaire class. It's almost enough to make us get up and start a band. But instead of torturing people with ears, we'd rather do something a little more benevolent than…

Where the blimps at?

(screams silently)

Instead of doom-scrolling, why not indulge in some mood-lifting humor . Yeah, I'm talking about memes. I know it's tempting to wallow in general misery, but we all deserve a crumb of joy now and again, even if we're too self-deprecating to realize it. So close the Twitter app or whatever depressing website you've been lurking and dive into these dumb, dopamine-filled memes .

Dinosaurs were probably the most badass creatures to ever walk the planet. As one dino-geek so eloquently put it on Twitter, “I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.” If that damn Chicxulub impactor hadn't annihilated all the dinosaurs, who knows what the earth would look like today. Maybe dinosaurs would still rule the world. Would there be memes? Would dinosaurs be making memes about themselves? I…

A trip to the mechanic can be full of surprises.

It's about time.

Ever see a logo that looks incredibly inappropriate and makes you wonder “Did they mean to do that?” These questionable designs come to mind. When the logo is for a chicken restaurant, or even a urologist, we can enjoy a light chuckle and move on with it. But when, say, a logo resembles a phallus, and is promoting a business or initiative that is specifically geared towards women, it's going to cause something of hilarious uproar.

The saga continues.

At this point we've all heard many a joke about white people and their resistance to using seasoning. And while I object to the stereotype (y'all should see my well-stocked spice rack) spices and herbs are no joke. There's nothing worse than biting into a mouthful of bland, whether it's flavorless chicken breast that may as well have been boiled, or vegetables that are sorely in need of, at the very least, a handful of salt. As much as we love the myriad spices available to humans thanks to the…

There's a new Batman in town and to the delight of millions of millennials, he's emo, brooding, and a little bit weird. Matt Reeves' The Batman is the pulpy noir that fans of the Caped Crusader's iconic Detective Comics era have been waiting for. Mask of the Phantasm has always been my personal favorite Batman feature, and for me, Reeves' take on Gotham and the inner world of Bruce Wayne is the closest a live-action blockbuster has come to achieving the sort of stylistic world-building that Mas…