Praise be, it is finally meme time again. If there is one time of the day where we are guaranteed some guilt-free enjoyment, it's when we're looking at memes; that's why we have them in plentiful supply. We've got dumb memes, relatable memes, some basic tweets and then some weirder ones. You like animals? Yep, we've got memes about them. We can't promise that they're the smartest or freshest memes around, but sometimes you just need some pics to look at to distract from the pain of our thankles…

These birds are sick

That whole bang on pots and pans thing from early in the pandemic is long gone. It kind of feels like people just became complacent, both regarding the highly contagious and deadly disease that's plaguing the globe, and the people who care for them. The truth of the matter is that people who work in healthcare - doctors, nurses, EMS professionals - have always been overworked. Those long shifts caring for ailing people have never been easy. And over the last few years, they've definitely gotten…

Ah, Twitter. As a wise user (@maplecocaine) once said, “Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.”

Phineas and Ferb: Criminal Masterminds

They woke up and chose violence.

When I was a kid I used to watch the same five movies on VHS over and over again. Jurassic Park, Mars Attacks, Independence Day, The Craft, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy (okay, that's three movies, but I'm counting it as one). Yes we had the internet , but as far as I was concerned, watching LOTR for the hundredth time was way more appealing than sitting around for several minutes waiting for the dial-up to do its thing so that I could continue downloading “track001artist0000_live_009281f7d…

If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only choose one form of entertainment to have with you, would you choose movies, books, or memes ? Most reasonable people would probably choose either movies or books, but hear me out for a minute. Out of these three options, memes are the only medium that doubles as a communication tool. Without getting too deep into this hypothetical scenario, we have to assume that access to memes comes with limited access to the internet—otherwise, how w…

If you've been staring at your wall for what seems like hours, unable to motivate yourself to even drink a glass of water, maybe it's time to snap out of it and treat your body to its most fundamental human needs. Instead of firing up the demonic bird app, eat a little healthy snack. Hydrate. Get some rest. When you've completed these primal tasks required for your survival, then and only then should you scroll through these dank memes . I don't know who needs to hear this, but the internet is…

The internet is a wild place. From one second to the next, we're consuming information about everything from war to celebrity gossip with virtually zero time to process any of it. How is one supposed to scroll through chaotic feed after chaotic feed of TikTok shitposts, Ukraine news, and videos of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock without feeling completely insane? I know this might sound crazy, but I'm starting to get the feeling that social media has had a negative impact on my overall mental he…

Hope she's got dental insurance.

Cracking up

Last night, Will Smith smacked the hell out of Chris Rock on stage at 94th Academy Awards, and no it was not scripted. Rock, who was the host of this year's Oscars, made a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith Completely stunned, Rock paused to process what happened for a moment and then says, “that was the greatest night in the history of television.” He could be right, as the entire internet cannot stop talking about the incident on every social media platform.

A lot of folks, regardless of medical training , say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Here's the thing: we're not the biggest fans of apples. We prefer overpriced green juice that contains more sugar than you actually want to know - and tastes about as good as eating grass. So basically, we are of the mind that looking at funny memes is a better cure for any illness, mental or physical. The whole apple adage gets a lot of attention, but people seem to forget the classic - that laughte…

Life can be so dull if you forget to appreciate the little things. What is life without the simple pleasures, like touching grass or scrolling through dank memes ? Without a bit of fun now and again, the boring monotony of mundane tasks really start to get to you. Every day is the same crap—paying the bills, doing the laundry, cleaning your room, washing the dishes, prepping lunch for the week, going to work, clocking in, clocking out, taking your vitamins, doing your taxes, paying the rent, co…

Once upon a time, there was a grumpy old man who never had any fun on the internet. No matter how hard his kids tried to help him understand how to use email and Facebook, he just didn't get it, nor did he have any interest in trying to. “But dad,” his kids would say, “don't you want to like and comment on all the things we post about our lives?" “Hell no!” The old man would say to his kids. “Why would I do that when you can just tell me? I don't give a shit about where you went to go get pizza…