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As Rihanna once said, “Cheers to the freakin' weekend, I'll drink to that, yeah yeah.” And I live by that. It's not quite the weekend yet, but it almost is, which is kind of just as good.

One of the worst things about parenting is having to make small talk with other parents. Just because our kids are the same age doesn't mean we have much in common, and there's only so much runway I get with talking about the kids' developmental phases, school, activities, etc. before I run out of stuff to say. And then you're just left talking about regular adult stuff with people who are more boring than you. This is why you need your designated parent friend. You need a person you've identif…

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Pour them over any dish

We're getting up there

Pain is a funny thing. For one, it's bread in French. Aren't they lucky? Every time they're “experiencing pain” it just means that they're chewing down on a fluffy baguette . Oh, to be French. They say that pain is your body trying to tell your brain that something is wrong. But sometimes it's like, yeah I KNOW something is wrong I just can't do anything about it right now, so will you buzz off while I try to watch this TV show? But the body is smarter than that. It wants you to know that you c…

Sometimes the mind aches and you need memes to heal you

Start your day off right

I've never been one for schoolyard violence (my core isn't strong enough to withstand a punch), but a good schoolyard insult is an under-appreciated craft. The classic ones still cut deep. If someone puts an L shape to their forehead and sticks out their tongue, it hits harder than any well thought out insult could. Because children can be exceptionally cruel. They don't have time to faff about with high falutin language, psychoanalysis, and guilt trips. No, they will immediately find the surfa…