funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about dad jokes.

Dad's Wilin'

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'Kitchen Nightmares Bot' Tweets Out Hysterical Fake Episodes

Funny random memes, funny memes, dank memes.

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Funny memes for Friday, right in time for the weekend.

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Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

Metal

Tweet that reads, "Whole Foods cashier: You have your reusable bags? Me: No; *A wave of boos from shoppers;* *A toddler with a hyphenated first name spits on me*"

BOOOOOO

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Caption that reads, "My aunt has a snake at my house and she brought a mouse to feed him. The mouse is now on day 5 and they are BFFs now" above a pic of a little mouse cuddling with a snake

Snek Just Wanted A Lil Friend

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Tweet that reads, "My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldetort so she just said his name was Susan"

Never Be Ashamed Of That Name

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Tweet that reads, "To the tune of Destiny's Child's 'Say My Name:' SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME, IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL, IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL, THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE"

GET IT RIGHT

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Tweet that reads, "Me: I hate math; Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late"

Literally Every Morning

Text that reads, "When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be"

A Terrifying Experience