funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny twitter thread that designates lord of the rings characters as ex-boyfriends | Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Legolas will not tell anyone dating so he can keep his options open steals hair products complains he sees girls wearing Thrasher tees GIF 2:56 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone | Wormtongue 100% gaslighting has never changed sheets, ever Name five their songs, poseur smytriond GIF 4:01 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread: The Men Of Middle Earth As Terrible Ex-Boyfriends

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone

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Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny random memes | spider man @zahraloum everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam..crea | been waiting 5 years this, now my card is expired I can tell everyone expiration date 4/20 and security code 069 044 /20 069

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny random memes | Kermit the frog in different positions accidentally click restart instead shut down | everytime feel random chest pain: My time has come Kung Fu Panda

Tantalizing Memes & Tweets To Fight That Monday Pain

Funny memes and tweets, twitter memes | keith @KeetPotato anyone who ever thinks themselves "this won't work, this is terrible idea" remember milk comes cardboard boxes

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Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go

Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

Funny random memes | dehydrated and stand up too fast Nicolas Cage rainbow background | white man blinking drew scanlon food microwave be seeing

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

Funny random tweets | Thread Brayden Bauer im_your_density texted girl are up week ago and she has yet respond. can't believe she's thinking this hard about lol 's simple question honestly might just ghost her 3:14 am 15 Aug. 19 Twitter iPhone 10.7K Retweets 114K Likes

Titillating Tweets Written By Amateur Geniuses