funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

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Funny tweets about Robert Pattinson trying to microwave pasta for GQ interview | de le v e @soalexgoes pov bowl pasta about go into microwave 11:12 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App | fran @TrophyUncle robert pattinson making his Piccolini Cuscino DO THINK DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? 4:09 PM 5/12/20 Twitter Web App

Robert Pattinson's Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

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Funny random memes, dank memes, relatable memes | Fool Kirst Us All @Winskillfull Dog owners: This is goodest dog, my best friend Cat owners: This is my goblin child, evil incarnate never loved anything more | woman yelling at cat are amiliondreamsmedia CUTIE PIE! NARROW SCALDING AND IRRATIONAL

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Funny twitter thread that designates lord of the rings characters as ex-boyfriends | Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Legolas will not tell anyone dating so he can keep his options open steals hair products complains he sees girls wearing Thrasher tees GIF 2:56 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone | Wormtongue 100% gaslighting has never changed sheets, ever Name five their songs, poseur smytriond GIF 4:01 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone

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Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone

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Funny random memes, spicy memes, funny tweets, random memes | Harry Potter she's windgardiuming leviosa and she gives old swish and flick | interactive multimedia KOBLD @GidgetNomates There's guy on youtube who goes around helping feral cats and his video titles just read like he's constantly state anxiety over cats think him 10:57 10:03 Two kittens are afraid as always Only one cat is not afraid 10K views 2 hours ago 70K views 3 days ago 12:25 13:04 Two kittens don't want be friends with Friend

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Funny random memes | Squidward having drinks with himself my coworker and are having conversation and customer interrupts us | Jim Halpert Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

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Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny twitter meme / tweets about Vornado Real Estate Trust naming their Hotel Pennsylvania redevelopment Penn15, pen15 club, penis | Noah Hurowitz O @NoahHurowitz sorry named phallic monument excess inlinc Vornado's 'Penn15' Redevelopment Hotel Pennsylvania Once Again Re-Imagined Ne newyorkyimby.com | Toss Coin Witcher @favabean05 Please god don't name this Penn15 my 14 year old sense humor can't handle Hannah @h_thoreson 10h This is cool design building but hope they can come up with better

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny random memes | Kermit the frog in different positions accidentally click restart instead shut down | everytime feel random chest pain: My time has come Kung Fu Panda

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