funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

Quit Buying So Much Avocado Toast

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Funny random memes | Women: delivering babies is hardest and most beautiful thing life, men will never be able understand or experience feeling Men: 0:05 0:42 Deliver Baby | Follow roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

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Tweets and data about increased fireworks, fireworks conspiracy theories, nyc, new york city, united states, nypd, police activity | Son Baldwin (Robert Jones 2d v 2. Desensitization as means get us so used sounds firecrackers and other fireworks they start using their real artillery on us won't PROPHETS know difference s meant sound like war zone because war zone is s about become. 39 271,661 O 8,656 Son Baldwin (Robert Jones 2d think this is psychological warfare PROPHETS first wave before wha

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Funny tweets, twitter memes, dank memes, stupid memes, current events | Dugo @ElVerdugo5 Imagine putting on bed sheets and corner on opposite end comes off Gotta Uber other side Soulful Beauty @Soulf 2d Double King Bed Too much or nah? | Hana @Hana_Istvar this one aged like fine wine Constantine @Med_LARPE 19 Oct. 19 This is imagine 2020s will be like Uber Eats

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Funny random memes | myself: don't get attached also Spongebob and Squidward connected by skin tissue | Just look at kid's smile He's completely unaware harsh reality he's about face +4 +4 WILD uno cards

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Funny tweet that makes puns out of Soulja Boy, Dr. Dre, and Adele | Demic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer

Superman That Hoe

Funny random memes | Spongebob watching TV in underwear Have ever been so stressed relaxing makes more stressed because not working on 's making stressed? | GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT GOOD EXCUSE TEXT EX balloon letters

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Funny random tweets | wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Kinda feel bad attractive people who are now having communicate with their words first time and realizing they don't have personality

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Funny tweets from Twitter account "Veggietales Facts" | Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact does anyone know any demonic rituals can do with household supplies on budget

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Funny tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, covid-19, coronavirus | Tom Burgess @Tomb_Urges Whenever see someone on one these like imagine they started out with much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. | love being wrong @InternetHippO America's COVID strategy 3 months ago vs now pretend do not see COVID-19 new coronavirus, first ident fied Chna December 2019, has caused an outbreak respiratory ilness World Heakh Organization named COVID-19 Fobruary

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Funny random memes, funny tweets, cute tweets, random tweets, silly tweets | People: Hitler and Stalin killed most people history Noah not letting anyone on ark: | @axxnya love sleepovers doctor: this isn't sleepover hospital then why do l have this nightgown doctor s hospital gown truth or dare doctor doctor: dare

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Funny random tweets | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby made some mediocre eggs Benedict and drank watered down screwdriver and then lit $120 on fire but wasn't same, man miss brunch 7:27 AM 6/14/20 Twitter iPhone

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Funny tweet that reads, "Why are chairs like $600 I'm just trying to sit"

Great Question

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Funny random memes and tweets | Joe Exotic Tiger King dad sees front door wide open and multiple lights left on classicdadmoves T am never going financially recover this | 3 sec after locking door Did lock door? My brain: MEMES Tom cat shrugging

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Funny tweet from luke mones about exposed brick | Luke Mones @LukeMones i love exposed brick. sure i see bricks outside all the time, but once they're inside? that's when things really change for me

Brick? Inside?

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'It’s always a struggle for him': Dad complains when mom asks him to watch 1 and 2-year-old for 30 minutes while she cooks dinner after work

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'Sometimes when you bluff you get called': Nanny walks out when family gets a new puppy because of her allergy, is upset they wont get rid of their new pet

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