funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Advertisement

Funny tweet that reads, "This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told 'no' in their life"

Seriously

Funny twitter reactions to the season finale of Bachelor Presents: listen to your heart, chris and bri, jamie and trevor, matt and rudi, chris harrison, singing, reality tv, dating shows | ROSE Rosecast w/ Rim and AB Casts @rosecastpodcast "Congrats again on making this far all great singers! But if aren't ready get married don't ever want see faces again, is clear ListenToYourHeart | grace @bacheloroses my four favorite people on listen heart LTYH #ListenToYourHeart 8:30 PM 5/18/20 Twitter iPh

All The Best Twitter Reactions To The Finale Of Bachelor: Listen To Your Heart

Advertisement

Funny meme about no contact delivery using a page from a children's book. | doing a no-contact grocery pick up Drop the cheese to me, you ugly old bird

Lovely

Funny memes about mental health | people call calm person but are middle an internal existential crisis and only way keeping sanity is pretending don't care | neurotypical yoga yoga yoga yoga yoga

Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Advertisement

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

funny tweet eBaum's World Just a reminder that Rastafarians don't become unemployed, they become Jah Bless

Wow

Advertisement

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Advertisement

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

Advertisement

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Trending Now

28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

25 Festive Memes If Your Favorite Thing About Christmas Are The Gifts

25 Festive Memes If Your Favorite Thing About Christmas Are The Gifts

28 Employee Burnout Posts To Push You Through Your Late-Week Work Slump (December 19, 2025)

28 Employee Burnout Posts To Push You Through Your Late-Week Work Slump (December 19, 2025)

35-year-old deliberately works on Christmas Day to avoid spending Christmas with his cruel father: 'I can finally have a Christmas that feels good and relaxed.'

35-year-old deliberately works on Christmas Day to avoid spending Christmas with his cruel father: 'I can finally have a Christmas that feels good and relaxed.'

'White dudes when you tell them it's too cold out to wear shorts': 22 Memes for a jolly time riding in the sleigh

'White dudes when you tell them it's too cold out to wear shorts': 22 Memes for a jolly time riding in the sleigh

19-year-old refuses to give his parents and 7 younger siblings money after having supported them financially since he was 12: 'It's up to everyone else to make it work since it was on me from a really unfair age.'

19-year-old refuses to give his parents and 7 younger siblings money after having supported them financially since he was 12: 'It's up to everyone else to make it work since it was on me from a really unfair age.'

Advertisement