funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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funny meme about coronavirus | Two and a Half Men forgetting to pick up Jake America I think I forgot something Also America If you forgot then it wasn't important Yeah you're right Coronavirus

What Could We Be Forgetting

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$funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER$

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Fresh and funny tweets from Twitter, relatable tweets, twitter gems | Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect coronavirus yes, but they also protect running into people know public. Add sunglasses and are literally disguise s safe do anything, anywhere, even hometown. This is my dream | Ron Iver @ronnui_ think l'l| look like after going one run Captain America The First Avenger Steve Rogers

Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Entertainment

Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

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Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

Quit Buying So Much Avocado Toast

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Funny tweet that makes puns out of Soulja Boy, Dr. Dre, and Adele | Demic Soulja Boy not even a Soldier, Dr. Dre aint even a Doctor. Keep it going! @Mattmateee Adele isn't even a computer

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Funny random memes | Spongebob watching TV in underwear Have ever been so stressed relaxing makes more stressed because not working on 's making stressed? | GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT GOOD EXCUSE TEXT EX balloon letters

Twenty-Nine Humorous Memes For The Comedy-Deprived

Funny tweet that reads, "Why are chairs like $600 I'm just trying to sit"

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Funny tweet from luke mones about exposed brick | Luke Mones @LukeMones i love exposed brick. sure i see bricks outside all the time, but once they're inside? that's when things really change for me

Brick? Inside?

Funny meme funny tweet about duck who drank beer and fought dog | news headline Miles Klee all hail the new god Duck walks into pub, downs pint, fights dog

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Funny tweet about a kid who tells his teacher that he wants to be happy when he grows up; teacher says to parents, "We need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations"

What Is This 'Happy' You Speak Of?

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Funny tweet about raccoons | ghostmeow @ghostmeow Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted 1:44 PM 5/3/19 Twitter Web App

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Funny twitter thread about emailing with landlords | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant.

Twitter Thread About Emailing Landlords Is Both Funny & Depressing

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28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

28-year-old employee teaches 50-year-old new hire how to use a computer; new hire cries to supervisor when employee doesn't do her job for her: 'The one moment I don’t help her the way she wanted me to, she had a meltdown.'

25 Festive Memes If Your Favorite Thing About Christmas Are The Gifts

25 Festive Memes If Your Favorite Thing About Christmas Are The Gifts

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (December 17, 2025)

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35-year-old deliberately works on Christmas Day to avoid spending Christmas with his cruel father: 'I can finally have a Christmas that feels good and relaxed.'

35-year-old deliberately works on Christmas Day to avoid spending Christmas with his cruel father: 'I can finally have a Christmas that feels good and relaxed.'

Family gives care home employees $100 each, manager flips out when worker refuses to give coworker without money $5 of her cash: ' don’t believe I should be financially responsible for a gift I didn’t organize'

Family gives care home employees $100 each, manager flips out when worker refuses to give coworker without money $5 of her cash: ' don’t believe I should be financially responsible for a gift I didn’t organize'

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