funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "I'm at the 'Got in my car and drove a few feet away just to sit there alone' stage of quarantine"

F*ckin' Same

Funny Twitter reactions to Grimes and Elon Musk supposedly naming their baby "Influenza" | tweet by Pop Base @PopBase Grimes Elon Musk have reportedly named their child Influenza. 2:09 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone | piel @lordies influenza mae musk looks good here 2:14 AM Apr 23, 2020 Twitter iPhone goth elf baby

Elon Musk And Grimes Reportedly Named Their Baby 'Influenza,' Twitter Reacts

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Funny meme/tweet featuring rick grimes wearing a face mask but he's looking at a grocery list, coronavirus, quarantine, relatable meme | Turkish. @chazzington_ "bread, milk, olive oil, canned chopped tomatoes-'l

The New Normal

Funny tweet about social distancing | ahmad @uhhhhmad i will continue social distancing from some of u after all this is over

Absolutely

Funny tweet that reads, "HOW DO I STILL HAVE SO MUCH LAUNDRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN DRESS IN OVER A MONTH"

Seriously WTF

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Funny meme about miley cyrus and london | elliot @elliotjtp there is no way you have met everyone in london in one day Miley Ray Cyrus @MileyCyrus LOVED meeting everyone in london today!

SMH

Funny tweet claiming that Lunchables pizza is peak Italian-American cuisine | limited breadsticks @limitlessjest This is the ideal pizza. You may not like it, but this is what peak Italian- American cuisine looks like.

Buon Appetito!

Funny tweet about how when your therapist laughs it make you think you're doing well in therapy, unhealthy feelings | sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: laughs at a joke I said Me to myself: This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Totally Normal

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Funny bad jokes, dad jokes, what's updog, updog joke, funny tweet about dying and doing a whats updog joke to the doctor | doctor: itm afraid he may never wake up from his coma my wife: on his will it says he's left all his updog to you doctor: what is updog my wife: i don't know [my body starts convulsing]

Nice

Funny tweet that reads, "Bet Marie Kondo is wishing she had more shit in her house right about now"

Nothin' To Spark Joy

Funny meme about quarantine water parks | what if the government wants us inside because they're going to surprise us with a new water park

Hmm

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Funny tweet that reads, "'I sold an hour of my life for $13' doesn't sound nearly as good as 'I make $13/hour'" shower thought

Not Nearly As Cool

Funny tweets about old photo of Greta Gerwig, director of Little Women and Ladybird | charlene @GREENKNIGHT is this picture greta gerwig real | iggy @offbrandwagner girls who say hiii girls who say bruh

Twitter's Having A Field Day With This Normie Photo Of Greta Gerwig

Funny tweet about a guy who saw pizza hut tet his girlfriend goodnight, says they have the best customer service, she is probably cheating | albert @albert12793506 just saw this on my girlfriends phone, their customer service is like no other Pizza hut Goodnight

Oof

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Funny meme about depression and creativity Elena Lifewaster Jr. @elunatyk I want to upgrade my depression to the one that makes you create "Starry Night" and not the one that has you lay in bed and try and eat a bagel without having to use your hands.

Give Me Inspiration

Funny random memes | alone public and start getting self conscious about every little thing AM HOLDING MY ELBOW Too HIGH UP? | No one: God after every month 2020 Disint More! Trand Core More! Star Wars Kylo Ren

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Expecting father shuts down naming baby after wife's 22-year-old sister, calls her a spoiled brat: 'I don’t want our daughter to be anything like her'

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Entitled couple demand wedding party cook welcome dinner for destination wedding: 'The couple charged the bridesmaids for dinner'

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Coworker overhears teacher talking to spouse about visa application, suggests she should have married someone from the same country: 'Why would you say that to anyone?'

Coworker overhears teacher talking to spouse about visa application, suggests she should have married someone from the same country: 'Why would you say that to anyone?'

Mom and stepdad force 14-year-old to share his bedroom with his baby sister, despite having enough bedrooms for them to have their own rooms

Mom and stepdad force 14-year-old to share his bedroom with his baby sister, despite having enough bedrooms for them to have their own rooms

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