funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about how people who snore are "bragging" about sleeping well | Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"

Rude

Funny tweet about tall people grabbing something from a tall shelf for a short person As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

Thems Tha Rules

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Funny meme about choosing between the very hungry caterpillar and rainbow fish, funny tweet, eric carle really would prefer not see this kind of violence on my TL

Cruel

funny tweet eBaum's World Just a reminder that Rastafarians don't become unemployed, they become Jah Bless

Wow

Funny tweet that reads, "The girl in front of me during lecture was watching a movie and she looked back and saw me staring so she put on subtitles"

How Thoughtful

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Funny tweet that reads, "Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself. It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now"

Same

Funny tweet that reads, "Sometimes as motivation I reward myself before I accomplish something. It's called a preward, and it 100% does not work"

Nope, Never Does

Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

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Wholesome tweets about Chris Evans giving his dog Dodger a botched haircut | Chris Evans O @ChrisEvans assured him knew doing. He seemed skeptical at first, but with help few treats talked him into went so wrong, so fast guess some things are better left professionals He hasn't seen mirror yet told him looks great) | dog with bald patches of fur

Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog's Haircut

Funny meme about girls anniversary posts on the internet, michael cera, dating memes, funny tweet | girls be like " 1 year with the love of my life my world V " and this is the pic

Where's the lie?

Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

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Funny tweet that reads, "They never told me which machine so I've been raging against toasters is that right"

F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The opening sentence of all my phone conversations for the past two months" above a still of someone saying, "Um, is everything ok? I mean, other than, you know, everything?"

Everything Is Not Okay

Funny tweets about girls who say hiii and girls who say bruh | BraveBrandon440 @BraveBrandon440 Replying BigFunnyPeePee and @JokaiVii Girls who say Girls who say hii bruh 3:51 AM 4/30/20 Twitter iPhone princess peach and princess daisy | Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap Cady Heron @realcadyheroin girls who girls who say hiii say bruh

Twitter Memes The Difference Between Girls Who Say 'Hiii' And Girls Who Say 'Bruh'

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Funny tweet that reads, "If someone's job requires an 'appreciation week' it means they're not getting paid enough"

Hard Truth

Funny memes about existentialism | Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying life is joke s not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter Android Never before have been so offended by something one hundred percent agree with. | Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella spaghetti

Existential Memes For Pessimists Trying To Figure Out The Meaning Of Life

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Recent grad with a 4.0 in computer science sends in thousands of job applications to no avail, facing a harsh job market

Recent grad with a 4.0 in computer science sends in thousands of job applications to no avail, facing a harsh job market

Expecting father shuts down naming baby after wife's 22-year-old sister, calls her a spoiled brat: 'I don’t want our daughter to be anything like her'

Expecting father shuts down naming baby after wife's 22-year-old sister, calls her a spoiled brat: 'I don’t want our daughter to be anything like her'

63 Strange Wikipedia Screenshots From the Weirdest Corners of the Internet Encyclopedia

63 Strange Wikipedia Screenshots From the Weirdest Corners of the Internet Encyclopedia

Remote worker of 3 years still has to field 2pm lunch requests from neighbors, friend who assume they're always free

Remote worker of 3 years still has to field 2pm lunch requests from neighbors, friend who assume they're always free

Coworker overhears teacher talking to spouse about visa application, suggests she should have married someone from the same country: 'Why would you say that to anyone?'

Coworker overhears teacher talking to spouse about visa application, suggests she should have married someone from the same country: 'Why would you say that to anyone?'

Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'

Company replaces kind, respectful manager with a micromanaging AI-obsessed manager: 'I was planning to be at this company long term, but I'm already looking for new work.'

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