funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about standing 6 ft apart, what you dont want to change after covid | Fred O @fredonair What's the one thing you DON'T want to change post-COVID? @QuecianaWaIton Standing 6 feet away from me

Truth

Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

And Now It's, 'Huh, Maybe I Should Get Off The Computer'

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Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

Funny medieval meme, tweet about people getting stabbed and not caring | ruby @roobeekeane my new favourite genre is people in medieval manuscripts who've been stabbed but simply do not care

This Is Fine

funny tweet about advertising in march 2020 vs advertising in august 2020 | Ben Rosen @ben_rosen MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we're thinking of you and your family AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king

How Quickly Things Change

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funny meme about batman and space jam | Kibblesmlth @kibblesmith Hear me out. If Batman is canonically about 32 then he was born in 1986. And if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater when he was ten years old, then there is a very real possibility that they were seeing Space Jam.

That Would Be Amazing

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

Ba-dum-tss

Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

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Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

Uh, No Thanks

funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes

Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

Funny relatable memes | doing things alone vs doing things someone watches perfect brick wall vs building a wonky wall | trying run my dreams Tom the cat with his limbs all twisted around

Fourteen Relatable Posts For Misunderstood People

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Funny random memes and tweets | crossover never knew needed Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove and Bulbasaur from Pokemon | freud.intensifies enjoying night with friends suddenly social meter runs out Demi Lovato

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

At This Point They're Just Trolling

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The good news is my custom face mask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large" above a photo of a guy wearing a ridiculous-looking face mask

Dammit

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Funny tweet that reads, "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?" Someone replies below, "Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000"

Sick Self-Own

Funny Twitter meme about corporations requesting that patrons donate some money to different charities when they themselves could easier donate when they are worth billions of dollars | I f king hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You're a $10 billion corporation. I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don't YOU donate $20 to end child hunger Hannibal Buress WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT.

It's True

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