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New Yorkers Share the Most 'New York' Things To Ever Happen to Them

“Only in New York” is such an overused sentiment. Even as a New Yorker who often feels as though I've seen it all, something about it can feel a bit off, or self-congratulatory. But then I remember “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” and am glad that my fellow city-dwellers simply love to share stories that are often an amalgam of
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Funny Stories From When Kids Were Given the Sex Talk

The birds and the bees.
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People Discuss the Unique Experience of 'Middle Millennials'

It feels like just yesterday we were learning of the group of millennials dubbed “geriatric millennials.”
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Funny story of an entitled bride-to-be who wants her hair and makeup done for free | You really charge that much?! That is a lot of money!! I was hoping you would offer to do it for free... maybe as a wedding present to me. I could probably give you £10 for your travel but if you're coming to the wedding then I don't really see why I should... We haven't spoken for 10 years and the first time we do you're texting me to ask me to do your MU for your wedding for fre... I appreciate you don't have

Bridezilla Flips on Makeup Artist For Refusing to Provide Free Labor

Holy entitlement, Batman.
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loopholes, askreddit, jobs, money, smart people, reddit, memes, funny stories, funny comments, clever, win, making money, saving money, lol, funny | paid three hundred dollars month park really pimped out van heated garage Boston. If parked front no one could see Found spot near an electrical outlet and ran line into van. Paid 10 gym across street open 24 hours so had all hot showers wanted. Served at nearby restaurant so ate most my meals free. Watched tv on my laptop with free WiFi coffee shop

Brilliant Loopholes People Exploited For Years

Props to these amateur con artists
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Dude Asks 6 Year Olds to Pitch Film Ideas, Hilarity Ensues

Kids are built different. Not just in terms of size. Their brains are uninhibited in a way that makes for increased creativity, sweetness, and, of course, humor. While their unintentionally funny moments are our favorites, sometimes, when prompted, they can really bring the gold. Twitter user George Pointon , who admits in his bio that he exploits children for likes, asked a group of six-year-olds to pitch him some new film ideas. They came through in a way that should make Hollywood feel asham…
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People Recount Funny & Traumatic Times They Were Wrongly Accused As Kids

There's plenty of injustice in the world. Every day, people are wrongly convicted for crimes they didn't commit. But while adults at least have due process to protect them to a certain extent, children aren't always extended the same respect. In elementary school, it's one kid's word against another, and adults can arbitrarily pick who they believe if they feel like skipping the whole due process thing. When comedian @itsnashflynn told a story about how she got in trouble as a kid for an egg-re…
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15+ Times Overthinking & Anxiety Saved The Day

Sometimes worrying all the time pays off in the end
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Funny & Nonsensical Quips From the Mouths of Sleep-Talkers

Sleep-talking is a phenomenon that affects about 5% of adults and, more often than not, is pretty damn funny. I personally never want to know if I fart in my sleep (if you're not conscious it doesn't count), but if I'm snuggled next to you while slumbering and I utter something wild, terrifying, or hilarious, I'd better hear about it when I wake up. There's something about the utterances of the unconscious that is far more fascinating than the details of whatever a person is actually dreaming a…
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11+ People Share Silly & Stupid Stories of Getting in Trouble at School

Getting in trouble is usually a normal part of growing up. Sometimes kids get in trouble for mouthing off in school. Calling a teacher fat, pulling a prank in class, or simply distracting everyone else until whoever's in charge absolutely loses it. Sometimes, kids get in trouble for their actions at home. This is more common with strict families , like my own. When I was in high school my mother wouldn't allow me a key, or to see friends after school. It led to me sneaking out at night, and whe…
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Woman’s Date Baffles Redditors With His Ridiculous Misunderstanding Of Periods

How??
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Cringey Tales Of Supremely Terrible Dates

Some of these stories are beyond awkward.
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Surprising Times 4chan Was Uncharacteristically Heartwarming

Wholesomeness can be found everywhere, even 4chan
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People Share the Dumb & Weird Things They'll Never Do Again

Never eat a Carolina Reaper pepper
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Humorously Daft Misconceptions From People of All Ages

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Ridiculous Tale Of Dumb Office Cat Wins Hearts, Brings Wild Revelations

Jorts is the main character
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