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Funny Twitter thread that claims that the 'Golden Girls' were part of some sort of gang or crime ring | michaelharriot @michaelharriot BLACKAF This might be most controversial thing l ever tweeted but 's time America faces truth about group beloved historical figures, so here goes: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose Sophia- Golden Girls- were actually members an organized crime syndicate thread: 1:16 AM Jun 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread Argues That 'The Golden Girls' Were Actually Part Of An Organized Crime Ring

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.
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Funny Twitter story about people waiting in line on Mother's Day at Olive Garden | Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU am about witness full on riot at Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are CFOs mid-size floor tile companies vs staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother's Day

Can Karens calm the eff down for five minutes?
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Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

This goes without saying, but WTF.
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Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/

Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

Yikes...
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Funny fails, failed attempts, stupid people | tweet Man Titties are life One comma, just one comma changed sexuality | PETA @peta #Stevelrwin killed while harassing ray; he dangled his baby while feeding crocodile wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today's #GoogleDoodle sends dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled be left alone their natural habitats. Jacksepticeye @Jack_Septic_Eye Replying peta like kid who wasn't invited party but came anyway and

Valiant Attempts That Hilariously Missed The Mark

A for Effort.
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Funny Snapchat story about a guy who gets stuck in an elevator and jokingly makes it into a "Castway" scenario | Day 1, Minute 50 have fashioned this headdress out my scrubs battle sweltering burns fluorescent lights selfie of a man in a head wrap

Guy Gets Trapped In An Elevator, Turns Into Hilarious 'Cast Away' Situation

"I have made fire!"
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Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.

Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Big oof.
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Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar

Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

This guy lacks any form of self-awareness.
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Funny Twitter story about a guy who builds a Cybertruck out of mashed potatoes

Dude Builds Masterful Cybertruck Out Of Mashed Potatoes

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Funny Twitter thread about a guy who mistakenly put flowers on the grave of a murderer

Dude Mistakenly Puts Flowers On A Murderer's Grave, Meets Future Wife In The Process

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Funny text message conversation about pyramid scheme company Acti Labs

'Boss Babe' Gets Called Out For Working For A Pyramid Scheme

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Funny tweets where people detail the dumbest ways they've been injured

Dumb Accidents Unlucky People Have Gotten Themselves Into

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Funny story on Facebook from North Ridgeville Police department in texas, cow fell out of truck, moodini.

Texas PD's Story About A Wayward Cow Is Content We Deserve

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Funny Instagram message thread from a scammer

Bitcoin 'Expert' Tries To Scam An Amused Accountant On Instagram

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Girl Loses Her Friend's Beloved Pet Praying Mantis, Chaos Ensues

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Story About A Missing Cat Takes An Unexpected Turn Down The Rabbit Hole

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