Holy mother of entitled a-holes, y'all!
We don't like stereotyping people, but we all know the classic trope of the "bridezilla" who has to have everything her way and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it. To an extent, we sort of understand that behavior - planning a wedding is an incredibly stressful thing after all. However, this insane bride took the whole "entitled" thing waaay too far. It's really no surprise that she's on her third marriage!
Some people idealize their significant others. They put their lovers on a pedestal, convince themselves that their beloved can do no wrong. These anecdotes come from people who can no longer do that. These anecdotes are from people who were given irrefutable proof that their partner's might have a screw loose or very little common sense - but they love 'em anyway. Brace yourself: stupidity is coming.
If you've ever dated or married a sleep walker or talker, you know that nights can be anything but boring. Reddit user u/hoeka_mos made this extra clear after asking the r/AskReddit if the partners of weird sleepers had any wild stories to tell. The community came through with some incredibly entertaining tidbits that make us wonder if our sleep cycles could survive such excitement. Here are our favorites.
When this dude received a text message from his neighbor "Jeff," he immediately recognized it as a scam and decided to have a little fun with it, because what else can you really do in that situation? Unfortunately the scammer wasn't really having it in the end, but we still got quite a bit of entertainment out of it!
No one wants to personally deal with horrible customers or patients, but we do appreciate someone who takes one for the team and lives to tell the tales from it. We thoroughly enjoyed the following stories from an unamused medical secretary!
If (for some odd reason) you enjoy feeling angry, have some more enraging stories about entitled people via Fail Blog!
Tumblr is a place of unexpected joy and amusement, so it's wholly unsurprising that some serious magical genius would be borne of its pages of insanity. User rasec-wizzlbang suggested a world in which Harry Potter and Willy Wonka coexist - and the latter is absolutely loathed by the Ministry of Magic. If you're a fan of either, you'll be more than capable of suspending your disbelief. And it will be absolutely worth it.
If you've ever worked a customer service job then you'll know the struggle of being called in to work on your day off - if you say yes, then you'll set a precedent to your boss, and if you say no? Then you risk getting fired for not being a "team player." It's all a bunch of BS if you ask us.
This story may or may not be fake, but the point there still stands...and it certainly still made us chuckle.
In a time where horrible, awful things are happening all the dang time, it's nice to see some wholesome content occasionally. This woman took to Facebook when she found a lost stuffed animal cat named aptly named "Kit" on the street, attempting to find his owner. Unfortunately the owner was never found, but we enjoyed this adorable thread all the same.
You probably remember The Golden Girls as one of the most beloved TV shows of the '80s and '90s. However, you probably never considered the conspiracy theory that the girls were actually part of an organized crime syndicate, an idea presented on Twitter by Michael Harriot, Sr. Writer at The Root. If this sounds ridiculous to you, just scroll through the following tweets and prepare to have your mind changed.
Twitter user Aaron Reynolds got a little surprise visit from a raccoon while relaxing in his hammock and listening to The Rolling Stones. For all the trouble they get into, raccoons sure are lucky that they're so gosh darn cute. Now go check out some prime animal memes here!
Everyone has an experience they'll never get over from their schooling years. Maybe you got punished once for something you didn't do, or maybe it was that time that your first grade teacher yelled at you in front of the class for getting a math question wrong (looking at you, Ms. Anderson). The following people took to Twitter to reveal the things they're still pissed off about, and we can't say we blame them.
Unfortunately for service industry employees everywhere, Karens have decided not to take any days off during the pandemic. In fact, it seems that they've even ramped up their antics, according to this amusing Twitter thread written by a guy observing the sheer panic taking place at an Olive Garden in Cranberry, Pennsylvania on Mother's Day. Who knew soup, salad, and breadsticks warranted screaming at minimum-wage restaurant employees!
Strap in folks, cause you're in for a wild ride. PhD candidate Laura Robinson took to Twitter to detail a totally ridiculous movie she watched with her husband. The movie, entitled Assassin 33 AD, has pretty much everything including time travel, machine guns, and a frat house in heaven.
And the best part of this movie is that it isn't ironic at all. You can watch the trailer here if you dare - it's really...something. But if you'd rather have a text rundown of the whole movie then scroll down. Godspeed.
If you think your most embarrassing story is bad, just wait til you read writer Anbara Salam's mortifying Twitter story. Let's just say, it involves nudity, a language barrier, and a whole lot of crying. Get ready to cringe.
Head on over to Fail Blog to read even more embarrassing moments!
The world love to laugh at people's mistakes. We do too, especially when they occur on the internet and involve minimal harm to people's feelings. These fine examples of hilarious muck-ups comes straight from the r/therewasanattempt subreddit. They're filled with quality schadenfreude and massive amounts of stupidity. Bonus? You'll probably end up feeling better about yourself.
