At least we can laugh at them.

Wholesomeness can be found everywhere, even 4chan

Never eat a Carolina Reaper pepper

The birds and the bees.

Jorts is the main character

When you're a kid almost everything feels like it's the end of the world. When I was 4 I became absolutely convinced that the “cool” way to eat pizza was upside down. Cheese facing plate. Ridiculous. The first time my mom took me for pizza after this idea got into my head, I attempted this method between sips of Hawaiian Punch. Once she noticed what was happening she freaked out, grabbed the slice, and tried to get me to eat it the right way. I had a meltdown so explosive that she refused to se…

Holy entitlement, Batman.

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.

Oof.

Sometimes worrying all the time pays off in the end

Straight up nasty

Props to these amateur con artists

We'd be pissed about these things too!