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Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

If you think your most embarrassing story is bad, just wait til you read writer Anbara Salam's mortifying Twitter story. Let's just say, it involves nudity, a language barrier, and a whole lot of crying. Get ready to cringe. 

Head on over to Fail Blog to read even more embarrassing moments!

Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/
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Valiant Attempts That Hilariously Missed The Mark

The world love to laugh at people's mistakes. We do too, especially when they occur on the internet and involve minimal harm to people's feelings. These fine examples of hilarious muck-ups comes straight from the r/therewasanattempt subreddit. They're filled with quality schadenfreude and massive amounts of stupidity. Bonus? You'll probably end up feeling better about yourself. 

Funny fails, failed attempts, stupid people | tweet Man Titties are life One comma, just one comma changed sexuality | PETA @peta #Stevelrwin killed while harassing ray; he dangled his baby while feeding crocodile wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today's #GoogleDoodle sends dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled be left alone their natural habitats. Jacksepticeye @Jack_Septic_Eye Replying peta like kid who wasn't invited party but came anyway and
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Times Significant Others Brought The Facepalm

Some people idealize their significant others.They put their lovers on a pedestal, convince themselves that their beloved can do no wrong. These anecdotes come from people who can no longer do that. These anecdotes are from people who were given irrefutable proof that their partner's might have a screw loose or very little common sense - but they love 'em anyway. Brace yourself: stupidity is coming. 

Funny times that peoples significant others did stupid things | tweet by Ria Rechtorovic @3cheers20years My bf brought back jar sea shells his Spring Break trip Florida and idk tell him some are pistachio shells | Tablet This is my wife opened her new cable Camera Computer USB charging
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Guy Gets Trapped In An Elevator, Turns Into Hilarious 'Cast Away' Situation

Getting trapped in an elevator is a worst fear for a lot of people. This guy lived to tell the tale in Snapchat form when he got stuck in an elevator at work. Not going to lie, we're a little disappointed that he didn't resort to pulling a Bear-Grylls-drinking-his-own-pee scenario, but we can't have everything we want in life.

In case you're in the mood for even more Snapchat hilarity, we got you covered.


Funny Snapchat story about a guy who gets stuck in an elevator and jokingly makes it into a "Castway" scenario | Day 1, Minute 50 have fashioned this headdress out my scrubs battle sweltering burns fluorescent lights selfie of a man in a head wrap
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Entitled Bride Flips Out On Makeup Artist For Not Providing Her Labor For Free

Holy mother of entitled a-holes, y'all! 

We don't like stereotyping people, but we all know the classic trope of the "bridezilla" who has to have everything her way and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it. To an extent, we sort of understand that behavior - planning a wedding is an incredibly stressful thing after all. However, this insane bride took the whole "entitled" thing waaay too far. It's really no surprise that she's on her third marriage!

Funny story of an entitled bride-to-be who wants her hair and makeup done for free | You really charge that much?! That is a lot of money!! I was hoping you would offer to do it for free... maybe as a wedding present to me. I could probably give you £10 for your travel but if you're coming to the wedding then I don't really see why I should... We haven't spoken for 10 years and the first time we do you're texting me to ask me to do your MU for your wedding for fre... I appreciate you don't have
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Boss Trolled After Trying To Make Employee Come In On Day Off

If you've ever worked a customer service job then you'll know the struggle of being called in to work on your day off - if you say yes, then you'll set a precedent to your boss, and if you say no? Then you risk getting fired for not being a "team player." It's all a bunch of BS if you ask us.

This story may or may not be fake, but the point there still stands...and it certainly still made us chuckle.

Funny text message conversation between a boss and an employee | dont even know Fine then prove this isn't Alex Send selfie. Excuse Im not sending anything Just do Oh my god know this is
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Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least. 

The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.
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Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

There are some people in this world who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever, and this vinegar-loving hipster dude is a prime example of that. Luckily for us, writer Sarah Gailey documented the story on Twitter to entertain us, and for that we're grateful. 

Seriously, who the absolute f*ck puts beans or vinegar in a smoothie, let alone both?

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar
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Adorably Clueless Girlfriend Tries To Describe 'Star Wars' To Her Boyfriend

Not everyone can be an expert on the Star Wars prequels, and that's okay. Just leave that to us (or the memes, anyway). This frustrated boyfriend was just trying to figure out exactly which prequel his girlfriend was talking about, to hilarious results. But hey, at least she tried?

Funny text message conversation about Star Wars
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Dude Builds Masterful Cybertruck Out Of Mashed Potatoes

Dan Milano, a senior producer at Now This News, created this hilarious Twitter thread of his brother building an artistic masterpiece of a Cybertruck at Thanksgiving dinner using mashed potatoes. And honestly we have to admit that we like it better than the real thing - at least this one you can eat. Sorry, Elon.

Funny Twitter story about a guy who builds a Cybertruck out of mashed potatoes
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Dude Mistakenly Puts Flowers On A Murderer's Grave, Meets Future Wife In The Process

This story takes a, shall we say, morbid (yet funny) turn? You're gonna have to scroll down and read it for yourself to see what we mean here. All we'll say is that apparently you can find love in the most odd places...

Funny Twitter thread about a guy who mistakenly put flowers on the grave of a murderer
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'Boss Babe' Gets Called Out For Working For A Pyramid Scheme

Here we are in 2019 and pyramid schemes (AKA multi-level marketing companies) still exist. A pyramid scheme is a company that requires its "consultants" to purchase kits from the company in order to sell to family and friends, often on social media. Of course, majority of these consultants end up not making any sort of profit whatsoever. You'll recognize these people as the ones who call themselves "boss babes" and encourage you to message them about this "great opportunity." 

In this particular story, someone calls out an Acti Labs consultant for being a part of a pyramid scheme, to which the consultant throws a bit of a fit.

Funny text message conversation about pyramid scheme company Acti Labs
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Dumb Accidents Unlucky People Have Gotten Themselves Into

Sometimes smart people do very stupid things, and that's okay because we can't all be geniuses in our off time. Everyone's injured themselves in moronic ways, such as sneezing and hitting your head against the sink and ending up with a baseball-sized goose egg on your forehead. True story, sadly.

Funny tweets where people detail the dumbest ways they've been injured
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Texas PD's Story About A Wayward Cow Is Content We Deserve

As our society leans into social media, institutions such as police and fire departments are showing some skill in the way they embrace channels like Facebook and Twitter. The North Ridgeville Police Department in Texas has proved that they are quite skilled at using the former. Yesterday the Department's Facebook account posted a tale of their wholesome whirlwind of a quest to corral a renegade cow. It's detailed, it's funny, and most of all, it's sweet. - a very happy respite from the darker police stories we've seen lately. G

Funny story on Facebook from North Ridgeville Police department in texas, cow fell out of truck, moodini.
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Bitcoin 'Expert' Tries To Scam An Amused Accountant On Instagram

We'd like to give these scammers the benefit of the doubt and assume that they don't know they're involved in a scam. Either that or someone who's down on their luck might resort to desperate measures to earn a bit of extra cash. Either way, this dude definitely picked the wrong person to mess with!

Funny Instagram message thread from a scammer
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Epic Feud Between Two Artists Is Off-The-Charts Petty

We've never seen petty like this before and honestly, this story has so many levels of petty that we're gonna have to just let it do all the talking. All we can really say is that it involves world-renowned a-hole Anish Kapoor, his "bean" (aka Cloud Gate), and the world's blackest black shade of paint.

Funny Tumblr story about two artists
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