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People Recount Funny & Traumatic Times They Were Wrongly Accused As Kids

There's plenty of injustice in the world. Every day, people are wrongly convicted for crimes they didn't commit. But while adults at least have due process to protect them to a certain extent, children aren't always extended the same respect. In elementary school, it's one kid's word against another, and adults can arbitrarily pick who they believe if they feel like skipping the whole due process thing. When comedian @itsnashflynn told a story about how she got in trouble as a kid for an egg-re…
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15+ Times Overthinking & Anxiety Saved The Day

Sometimes worrying all the time pays off in the end
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Funny & Nonsensical Quips From the Mouths of Sleep-Talkers

Sleep-talking is a phenomenon that affects about 5% of adults and, more often than not, is pretty damn funny. I personally never want to know if I fart in my sleep (if you're not conscious it doesn't count), but if I'm snuggled next to you while slumbering and I utter something wild, terrifying, or hilarious, I'd better hear about it when I wake up. There's something about the utterances of the unconscious that is far more fascinating than the details of whatever a person is actually dreaming a…
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11+ People Share Silly & Stupid Stories of Getting in Trouble at School

Getting in trouble is usually a normal part of growing up. Sometimes kids get in trouble for mouthing off in school. Calling a teacher fat, pulling a prank in class, or simply distracting everyone else until whoever's in charge absolutely loses it. Sometimes, kids get in trouble for their actions at home. This is more common with strict families , like my own. When I was in high school my mother wouldn't allow me a key, or to see friends after school. It led to me sneaking out at night, and whe…
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Woman’s Date Baffles Redditors With His Ridiculous Misunderstanding Of Periods

How??
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Cringey Tales Of Supremely Terrible Dates

Some of these stories are beyond awkward.
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Surprising Times 4chan Was Uncharacteristically Heartwarming

Wholesomeness can be found everywhere, even 4chan
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People Share the Dumb & Weird Things They'll Never Do Again

Never eat a Carolina Reaper pepper
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Humorously Daft Misconceptions From People of All Ages

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Ridiculous Tale Of Dumb Office Cat Wins Hearts, Brings Wild Revelations

Jorts is the main character
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Funny askreddit thread about stories from partners of people who sleepwalk and sleeptalk, relationships, dating, marriage | Cocamello 11.8k points 6 days ago 3 2 3 More My grandfather hard sleep talker my grandmother has funny story. One day my grandfather while sleeping saying" do punch this asshole" my grandmother replayed yeah punch him then my grandfather his sleep punched her.

Partners Of Sleep Walkers & Talkers Share Amusing Anecdotes

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Funny Twitter thread that claims that the 'Golden Girls' were part of some sort of gang or crime ring | michaelharriot @michaelharriot BLACKAF This might be most controversial thing l ever tweeted but 's time America faces truth about group beloved historical figures, so here goes: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose Sophia- Golden Girls- were actually members an organized crime syndicate thread: 1:16 AM Jun 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread Argues That 'The Golden Girls' Were Actually Part Of An Organized Crime Ring

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.
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Funny stories from /r/AskReddit of people who did embarrassing things | MissyDeanna 2y 34 years old and my Dad still tells following story doing dumb thing anyone willing listen 8 years old got pack Big League Chew gum hanging out garage with my Dad he saw about open gum he said Now whatever do, do not put this eye said ok won't then walked into house, went upstairs into my bathroom, chewed on ton gum, took out my mouth and put on my eye gum perfect texture sticky and stuck my eyebrow and all my

Embarassing Instances Of Absentminded Stupidity

Oof.
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People Recall Nightmarish Bedrooms They Hooked Up in

Straight up nasty
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Cringey horror stories that seem like a scene from a bad movie.

20+ Cringey Stories So Awful They Feel Cinematic

We've all been through it- something so deeply cringey that it prevents you from sleeping at night every time you think about it, and it's just constantly floating through your mind. It's the absolute worst, but at least we've all suffered from some cringey moments. Earlier this week, writer Caroline Moss asked Twitter to share moments of their lives that seemed more like a bad movie than something IRL. She offered up a tale of being broken up for "not being Jewish enough" while at a National c…
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Tweets about things people are still annoyed about that their teachers did growing up | Don't Call Lady @cornmaes Replying justinboldaji 4th grade teacher called front class tell no one going want marry because so annoying being bullied hard- core and she didn't believe told her so she tried convince my mom had schizophrenia and hearing shit

Salty People Talk About the Times They Got Screwed Over In School

We'd be pissed about these things too!
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