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Funny askreddit thread about stories from partners of people who sleepwalk and sleeptalk, relationships, dating, marriage | Cocamello 11.8k points 6 days ago 3 2 3 More My grandfather hard sleep talker my grandmother has funny story. One day my grandfather while sleeping saying" do punch this asshole" my grandmother replayed yeah punch him then my grandfather his sleep punched her.

Partners Of Sleep Walkers & Talkers Share Amusing Anecdotes

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Funny Twitter thread that claims that the 'Golden Girls' were part of some sort of gang or crime ring | michaelharriot @michaelharriot BLACKAF This might be most controversial thing l ever tweeted but 's time America faces truth about group beloved historical figures, so here goes: Blanche, Dorothy, Rose Sophia- Golden Girls- were actually members an organized crime syndicate thread: 1:16 AM Jun 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Twitter Thread Argues That 'The Golden Girls' Were Actually Part Of An Organized Crime Ring

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.
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Funny stories from /r/AskReddit of people who did embarrassing things | MissyDeanna 2y 34 years old and my Dad still tells following story doing dumb thing anyone willing listen 8 years old got pack Big League Chew gum hanging out garage with my Dad he saw about open gum he said Now whatever do, do not put this eye said ok won't then walked into house, went upstairs into my bathroom, chewed on ton gum, took out my mouth and put on my eye gum perfect texture sticky and stuck my eyebrow and all my

Embarassing Instances Of Absentminded Stupidity

Oof.
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People Recall Nightmarish Bedrooms They Hooked Up in

Straight up nasty
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Tweets about things people are still annoyed about that their teachers did growing up | Don't Call Lady @cornmaes Replying justinboldaji 4th grade teacher called front class tell no one going want marry because so annoying being bullied hard- core and she didn't believe told her so she tried convince my mom had schizophrenia and hearing shit

Salty People Talk About the Times They Got Screwed Over In School

We'd be pissed about these things too!
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Funny text message conversation about Star Wars

Adorably Clueless Girlfriend Tries To Describe 'Star Wars' To Her Boyfriend

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askreddit, reddit, funny comments, funny stories, memes, funny, thread, lol | Noah-Izzy 5d 3 6 Awards Drank shit ton milk kid because believed lactose-intolerant people were wimps. Lo and behold shit my pants if have glass milk nowadays. Reply 3.5k

Times People Became The Very Thing They Swore To Destroy

Sometimes it's unavoidable
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Funny revenge story about pregnant woman who gets revenge on her husband with seam rippers, Tumblr, Tumblr stories

Quick Tumblr Tale of Pregnant Rage and Petty Revenge

A wonderfully entertaining combo.
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Woman's Doritos Locos taco stolen by Dasher DoorDash, caught from Doritos dust on fingers in photo

DoorDash Employee Busted After Stealing Customer's Doritos Locos Taco

Think, people, think.
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Neighbor Fed Up With Endless Barking Gets Petty Revenge

Redditors discuss common neighborhood grievances
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Redditor Asks If She's The A-Hole For Teaching Fiancé's Family A Stinky Lesson

Sometimes malicious compliance is the way to go
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Funny times that peoples significant others did stupid things | tweet by Ria Rechtorovic @3cheers20years My bf brought back jar sea shells his Spring Break trip Florida and idk tell him some are pistachio shells | Tablet This is my wife opened her new cable Camera Computer USB charging

Amusing Times Significant Others Brought the Facepalm

Here we go.
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Through The Power Of The Internet, Prancer The 'Demonic' Man-Hating Chihuahua Found A Home

We love to see it
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Funny Tumblr story about two artists, Anish Kapoor, Chicago, the bean, drama, petty

Tumblr Thread Recalls Hilariously Petty Art World Feud

We love the dumb drama.
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Couriers Share Their Strangest Delivery Stories & Encounters

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Funny Facebook stories about patients from someone who works as a medical secretary | Feb 6 Patient: complains shes been waiting an hour her appointment Also patient: arrives at 130 her 2:30 appointment. Also patient woman just left, why she seen before got here first Because her appointment at 2 and yours wasn't

Medical Secretary Shares 18 Frustrating Tales Of Entitled Patients

Whyyyy are people like this
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