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Twitter can often feel like a hellscape of infighting and banal political commentary depending on the trend of the week, but if you spend an unhealthy amount of time exploring Twitter for the funny bits (like we do), you'll find that it's also a goldmine of witty zingers, shower thoughts, puns, and funny observations. And if you don't want to wade through the unpleasantries (which we totally get), you're in luck because we've collected some amusing tidbits from the fun side of Twitter. 

Twitter can be exhausting sometimes having to sift through the same not-so-hot take regurgitated over and over again. Just hand over the good jokes, amiright? We've curated a pretty good selection of hilarious tweets by the comedy novices and experts of Twitter to save you from the scroll fatigue. If you're in the mood to see some witty zingers and silly 280-character stories without wading through the monotony of Twitter, this is the gallery for you. 

It's no secret that Twitter has a lot to offer in the humor department. Comedy writers and aspiring humorists manage to craft short and sweet tweets packed with cleverness and send them out for the world to enjoy. The only problem is that there's a whole lot of unpleasantry on the site as well. Political arguments, bad takes, and relentless trolls are ever-present. To save you from all that agony, we've collected some fresh and funny tidbits from Twitter and put them in a relatively safe space for some peaceful scrolling. And if you need more tweets? We've got you covered. 

When we're really bored we often find ourselves scrolling Twitter for way, way, too long - thus exposing ourselves to the takes of some of the most terrible people on the internet. We wish that we could somehow enjoy the website without having to hurt our brains with negativity and political diatribes. Sometimes, though, you have to be the change you wish to see in the world. Hopefully this gallery will be a safe way for you to enjoy Twitter without the pain.

It's amazing what people can pack into 280 characters these days. Political diatribes. Anti-vaxx manifestos. And then there's the comedy. We find the comedy a lot more palatable. And we've got a crap ton of it right here.

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

Want to enjoy funny and relatable tweets without having to subject yourself to the absolute hell that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are fresh, clever, and may leave you personally attacked. But that's how we like 'em.

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.

If you're going out of your mind while in lockdown, you're definitely not alone. Tending to sourdough starters and trying new recipes can only go so far. Fortunately for all the poor souls sinking into life's listlessness, there's a ton of entertainment to be had on Twitter. And this batch has something for everyone from exhausted parents to frustrated roommates.

It's often said that good things come in small packages. That's definitely true for tweets. You've got to respect anyone who can make a clever quip in just 280 characters or less. These fresh tweets fall into this category, and they tackle everything from Covid-19 to that Tiger King show everyone is freaking out about. Here's to keeping ourselves entertained during these crazy times. 

We know the world is nutty right now, and for many of you things have gotten incredibly boring. So we're trying our best to keep pumping out the time-wasting material. These tasty tweets are both fresh and funny, and will hopefully aid you in your quest for entertainment.

Twitter is an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn, and general dumbassery. But sometimes people who are a hell of a lot funnier than we are show their comic mettle in the form of a tweet. We've put together some of these funny tidbits in case you need a reminder that Twitter can still be entertaining and not just horrible.

A lot of meme accounts and "curators" post screen shots of funny tweets to Instagram, but nobody does it as well or as consistently as @bipolarexpress420. Their mix of 280-character wit and amusingly relatable tidbits is the perfect way to scroll your way to happiness and entertainment. If you like what you see, consider giving 'em a follow!

These fresh tweets range from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.

Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.