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Fresh Tweets Filled With Clever Humor

When we're really bored we often find ourselves scrolling Twitter for way, way, too long - thus exposing ourselves to the takes of some of the most terrible people on the internet. We wish that we could somehow enjoy the website without having to hurt our brains with negativity and political diatribes. Sometimes, though, you have to be the change you wish to see in the world. Hopefully this gallery will be a safe way for you to enjoy Twitter without the pain.

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Freshly Harvested Tweets For For Your Scrolling Pleasure

It's amazing what people can pack into 280 characters these days. Political diatribes. Anti-vaxx manifestos. And then there's the comedy. We find the comedy a lot more palatable. And we've got a crap ton of it right here.

funny tweets | cam @climaxximus real estate agent: this house has 1 bedroom, 50 hallways, and 's haunted. pacman: sold 12:50 PM 2020-08-09 Twitter Android 1,824 Retweets and comments 16.2K Likes
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Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes
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Fresh & Relatable Tweets That Just Hit Right

Want to enjoy funny and relatable tweets without having to subject yourself to the absolute hell that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are fresh, clever, and may leave you personally attacked. But that's how we like 'em.

Fresh and relatable twitter gems, funny tweets | Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened page "Sausage 10:18 AM 6/26/20 Twitter iPhone
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.

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Fresh Tweets With Something For Everyone

If you're going out of your mind while in lockdown, you're definitely not alone. Tending to sourdough starters and trying new recipes can only go so far. Fortunately for all the poor souls sinking into life's listlessness, there's a ton of entertainment to be had on Twitter. And this batch has something for everyone from exhausted parents to frustrated roommates.

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Fresh Tweets That Speak The Truth

It's often said that good things come in small packages. That's definitely true for tweets. You've got to respect anyone who can make a clever quip in just 280 characters or less. These fresh tweets fall into this category, and they tackle everything from Covid-19 to that Tiger King show everyone is freaking out about. Here's to keeping ourselves entertained during these crazy times. 

Funny and fresh tweets, covid-19, quarantine tweets, joe exotic, carole baskin | Joe Exotic would be thrilled know he alone brought nation together as weathered pandemic TigerKing man wearing a cape sitting on a throne beside a tiger | Chaser @chaser Who would have thought all those wild haircuts futuristic movies about 2020 were result everyone being locked indoors month resorting DIY with clippers. 8:02 pm 27/3/20 Twitter Web App
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Clever Tweets To Stave Off The Boredom

We know the world is nutty right now, and for many of you things have gotten incredibly boring. So we're trying our best to keep pumping out the time-wasting material. These tasty tweets are both fresh and funny, and will hopefully aid you in your quest for entertainment.

Funny tweets, twitter memes, quarantine, quarantine memes, dank memes, relatable | Do Less Dad @do_less_dad Day 8 quarantine, l'm going little stir crazy haven't worked out 54 days. coronavirus covid-19
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Fresh Tweets From The Clever Depths Of Twitter

Twitter is an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn, and general dumbassery. But sometimes people who are a hell of a lot funnier than we are show their comic mettle in the form of a tweet. We've put together some of these funny tidbits in case you need a reminder that Twitter can still be entertaining and not just horrible.

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Fresh & Funny Tweets For Your Scrolling Pleasure

A lot of meme accounts and "curators" post screen shots of funny tweets to Instagram, but nobody does it as well or as consistently as @bipolarexpress420. Their mix of 280-character wit and amusingly relatable tidbits is the perfect way to scroll your way to happiness and entertainment. If you like what you see, consider giving 'em a follow!

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18 Fresh Tweets You May Or May Not Relate To

These fresh tweets range from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.

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25 Fresh Tweets To Help You Pass The Time

Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.

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