If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.
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If you're going out of your mind while in lockdown, you're definitely not alone. Tending to sourdough starters and trying new recipes can only go so far. Fortunately for all the poor souls sinking into life's listlessness, there's a ton of entertainment to be had on Twitter. And this batch has something for everyone from exhausted parents to frustrated roommates.
It's often said that good things come in small packages. That's definitely true for tweets. You've got to respect anyone who can make a clever quip in just 280 characters or less. These fresh tweets fall into this category, and they tackle everything from Covid-19 to that Tiger King show everyone is freaking out about. Here's to keeping ourselves entertained during these crazy times.
We know the world is nutty right now, and for many of you things have gotten incredibly boring. So we're trying our best to keep pumping out the time-wasting material. These tasty tweets are both fresh and funny, and will hopefully aid you in your quest for entertainment.
Twitter is an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn, and general dumbassery. But sometimes people who are a hell of a lot funnier than we are show their comic mettle in the form of a tweet. We've put together some of these funny tidbits in case you need a reminder that Twitter can still be entertaining and not just horrible.
A lot of meme accounts and "curators" post screen shots of funny tweets to Instagram, but nobody does it as well or as consistently as @bipolarexpress420. Their mix of 280-character wit and amusingly relatable tidbits is the perfect way to scroll your way to happiness and entertainment. If you like what you see, consider giving 'em a follow!
Spending time on social media can really kill the soul. That's why we soulless content minions have put in the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why subject yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.
