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That Was The Sh*t

Sign that reads, "I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a Scholastic book fair"
Via kerrykitty

Seize The Means Of Production!

Caption that reads, "English teacher explaining proper nouns: 'Don't forget to capitalize!'" above a pic of Karl Marx
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Not Dumb, Just...Creative?

Caption that reads, "Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there" above a pic of a piece of paper with a bunch of misspelled shapes on it
Via Coolburritoboi

Has A Nice Ring To It

Text that reads, "35 years ago in elementary school, one of my friends called a 'sloppy Joe' an 'untidy Joseph.' I haven't been able to call it anything else since then. Now you'll call it that too"
Via Orikson

Clever Kid

Caption that reads, "If I was a teacher, I'd give this kid an A" above a pic of an elementary school exam where the teacher asks students to defend their answers; kid responds by drawing a military guy 'defending' the word 'Answer'
Via Baldeagle33
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My Biggest Fear As A Kid

Pic of a dog with a sly look on his face with text overlay that reads, "I've eaten your homework and no one will believe you...no one"
Via SuitablyBored

Yeah Could You Just Smile Like A Normal Human

Caption that reads, "How my kid smiles for a $200 package of school pictures" above a pic of Andy Bernard from The Office smiling like an idiot
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Who Writes These Questions...

Caption that reads, "That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works" above a pic of a math question that reads, "An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the Symphony? Let P be number of players and T the time playing"
Via hachille
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That's A Serious Offense

Tweet that reads, "Y'all pray for my son, nothing wrong with him but I ate his Pop Tart before his class picture and he said he never smiling again" above school photos of a small child looking angry
Via red1300

So, Now What

Caption that reads, "How me and the cashier be looking at each other while we're waiting on my debit card to process" above pics of an elementary school kids mirrored and looking very awkward at himself
Via BigFuckingRocket

We All Knew This Kid

Caption that reads, "That one loser who has to hold his nose when he jumps in the pool" above a stock photo of a kid holding his nose while jumping in the pool
Via SirBobert
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Seriously, Where Do I Find That Happiness Again?

Tweet that reads, "I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair"
Via MepphyTheSweet

Beautiful

Poem about a tiger written by a six-year-old that actually turned out pretty good
Via NotDan1138

Saaaad

Caption that reads, "When you ask a first-grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home" above a hand-written letter that has a picture of an hourglass with the text, "Time's almost up"
Via BasicPotatoes

Well, That's One Way To Do It

Caption reads, "Pretty sure my kid is a genius" above a school assignment that asked students to put words in alphabetical order; kid instead puts the letters of each respective word in order
Via Blownpooter

It's True, I Can't Do Anything Now

Tweet about how someone was labeled as 'gifted' in elementary school and then coasted through the rest of life with no work ethic
Via Cameraprincess