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Oddly Specific Twitter Troll About Boiled Eggs Is A Flashback From The '90s

Twitter user Marina Ayano K brought back some serious (and very specific) '90s nostalgia when she tweeted about that little roller ball-thing found in computer mice that we were all fascinated by as kids. She then proceeded to troll her younger followers by claiming that that little ball was actually made out of the yolk of a hard-boiled egg, and that we had to prepare said yolk in order to use the mouse. Lo and behold, some people actually bought it, and the resulting tweets are priceless.

Funny Twitter thread where people talk about making hard-boiled eggs for the ball inside the mouse in the '90s | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App
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'What, You Egg?' Memes Roast High School English Teachers

Ah, high school. Back when we'd sit in AP English class and listen to the teacher go on about the supposed symbolism in classic works of literature for what felt like hours. Lo and behold, it's entirely possible that some writers just want to write a damn sentence that doesn't contain some sort of brilliant imagery.

All the way back in 2013, a Tumblr user pointed out the line "What, you egg?" in Shakespeare's MacBeth. Was Shakespeare trying to convey some sort of secret meaning here? It's possible, but it's more likely he just wanted to throw in a silly insult.

Funny dank memes entitled, "What, you egg?" | bit from a shakespeare play where someone gets stabbed after calling somebody else an egg, followed by english teachers reaction depicted by kermit looking forlornly out of a window. another meme is a waffle labeled with the line from the play, with a content looking cat sitting next to it labeled as english teachers
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Cursed Food Images That'll Destroy Your Appetite (40 Disturbing Photos)

If you're trying to diet but lack self-control, these cursed images may be what you need to suppress your naughtiest cravings. From judicious applications of milk to revolting schmears of toothpaste, these photos are almost guaranteed to make your tummy feel funny - and might help to save your ass from diabetes. You're welcome.c

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Bizarre And Seemingly Pointless Egg Craft Video Has Twitter Cracking Jokes

You've heard of long egg, now get ready for big egg. Twitter user @chipsandapopbar went viral yesterday after sharing a how-to craft video they'd found on Facebook. We're no stranger to the bizarre "life hacks" and crafts shared by Instagram and Youtube accounts. The accounts are often European, and show people how to smuggle money and USB drives, make arguably hideous crafts, and bizarre "chalk" that looks like deodorant. This particular video, which touts itself as a "5 minute craft" actually takes three days and involves dipping an egg in vinegar, maple syrup and blue dye. Why? Just to make it bigger. 

The astonishingly pointless nature of the project was an instant hit on Twitter, with users mocking the video relentlessly and meme-ing the phrase "bigger than before". We're just as puzzled as the next person, but all tweets are giving us life. This video clearly needs a part two.  

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Guy Selling His Water Cooler For Exactly Two Eggs Turns Into An Egg-ressive Bidding War

The cluck was certainly ticking for these people trying to buy this water cooler! Moving aside from the cheep chicken puns, sometimes you really hit the jackpot with amusing ads on the internet. This guy offered a pretty darn good deal on his old water cooler, and people took him up on it!

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35 Eggy Easter Memes That Aren't Very Holy

Easter really snuck up on us this year. We celebrated by dying Easter eggs and writing lewd things on the newly pigmented snacks. In case jelly beans and ham aren't enough for you, we put together ths selection of bunny and egg related memes to get you into the spirit.

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27 Dumb Memes To Help Start Your Week On The Right Side Of The Bed

Do you struggle to wake up on the right side of the bed in the mornings? If so, have you tried memes? Just have your handy smartphone ready on your bedside table and browse through in the morning until you're not in a God-awful mood anymore! We promise it'll work like a charm!

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Egg Memes Are Exploding After Kylie Loses Instagram World Record

All hail 'World Record Egg!' It's not often that people of the world unite for a common cause, but that's exactly what happened this weekend to throw Kylie Jenner off of her veneered Instagram pedestal. Instagram account @world_record_egg begged the world to help an egg stock photo become the #1 liked post on the site. And it worked. Kylie's birth announcement was demoted to #2 on January 13th. "Egg gang" is now at 4 million followers, and many of them are creating content celebrating this massive success. Here's a selection of our favorite egg memes so far. 

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Cringey Thread About An NYC Commuter Is A Public Transit Nightmare

New York City's subway system is notoriously horrible. The MTA offers a melange of inconvenient construction, public defecation, constant delays, and even controversial line closures. Commuters battle with rats, garbage, dancing youths and sometimes even violent passengers. Unfortunately, not every subway saga is as adorable as pizza rat. Vice writer Sara David has opened our eyes to a whole new world of public transportation psychosis. A ludicrous tale involving rush hour and hard-boiled eggs. Brace yourselves - this tale ain't pretty.

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