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23 Florida Man Escapades That Will Make You Facepalm

The antics of "Florida Man" have become such a thing that we're constantly surprised to find out a crazy news story happened somewhere else. Here are some of "his" antics - they're sure to make you feel like a functioning member of society.

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This Hilariously Bad Police Sketch Has Twitter In Stitches

We'd call the sketch a fail - but it actually worked. That's right: police in Lancaster Pennsylvania were actually able to identify a theft suspect based on this crude amateur witness sketch. The simple black and white drawing has led to a search for suspect Hung Phuoc Nguyen, who is wanted for stealing cash from a Pennsylvania farmer's market. As the hunt for Nguyen continues, people on Twitter are having their fair share of fun - even pointing out the resemblance to our favorite amateur sketch of all time - this Alabama leprechaun.

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21 Funny Memes to Ease You Into Tuesday

Its International Darwin Day today! That means you can spend all day thinking about the people who screwed up just so we could point and laugh at them. You know what else could do to celebrate? check out some MORE hilarious memes. So click the link you just missed.

Take a chill pill as the week grinds towards Friday and freedom, and on the way have some Tuesday Memes on the way. 

Did you know? Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Find some much better Tuesday Puns here when you're done clutching your head in mock agony.

Funny Tuesday memes about crime, dating, tourists, school, math, trust, relationships, teachers, parents, sex, technology, kids, chicken tenders, minecraft.
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A Georgia judge sentenced Kayla Dixon to 40 years in prison after she pled guilty to shooting a man over his Playstation 4. WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Dixon gave her confession to the crime as part of a plea deal.

The horrific incident occured when Dixon and her boyfriend attempted to steal the Playstation 4 after 28-year-old Daniel Zeitz posted a listing for the console on Craigslist. Zeitz resisted, and Dixon shot him.

“I would trade anything, almost anything, to bring Daniel back. But I know I can’t,” she said in a statement to press. “I know he had plans. I wish I could tell him I’m so, so sorry that this happened, but I can’t.”
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I mean, you've gotta' hand it to this lady who tried to pull a move right out the GTA handbook; she's got a serious set of stones. Unfortunately, that's about all she had after being apprehended almost immediately after her bold move to jack the police car.

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Bright and early Thursday morning, Couch's mother, Tonya Couch, returned--not by choice, mind you--to Los Angeles in a malestrom of controversy, where she was then arrested for allegedly helping her son flee the country.

The media however picked up and ran with a different, but beautifully ridiculous tidbit: Tonya's a stone cold knockout doppelganger for 'Carrot Top.'

Like, wait, what now?

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Brought to you fresh and fried out of Lecanto, Florida, The Citrus County Sheriff's Office arrested a woman on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges. She was apprehended amidst a shopping cart fueled joyride out of hell.

The woman's been identified as Josseleen Elida Lopez, 25. Lopez was held after scarfing down $32.36 worth of food and wine. She told the authorities she's homeless.

If you're going to hit rock bottom, at least eat some chicken, and wash it down with some wine right? In all seriousness we wish Lopez the best on her road to recovery. Deputies disclosed to the press that they found two empty syringes after arresting Lopez, which she claims she used to inject crystal meth.