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Florida's Escambia County Sheriff's Office struck social media gold on Tuesday after posting a mugshot of a wanted (and apprehended) criminal. Charles McDowell was arrested for a laundry list of charges, but according to Facebook, his greatest offense is having a seriously cartoonishly swole neck. While we all enjoy justice being served, there's something especially satisfying about seeing the internet rip this felon to shreds. We've included our favorite comments, but head on over to the thread for endless entertainment.
The antics of "Florida Man" have become such a thing that we're constantly surprised to find out a crazy news story happened somewhere else. Here are some of "his" antics - they're sure to make you feel like a functioning member of society.
We'd call the sketch a fail - but it actually worked. That's right: police in Lancaster Pennsylvania were actually able to identify a theft suspect based on this crude amateur witness sketch. The simple black and white drawing has led to a search for suspect Hung Phuoc Nguyen, who is wanted for stealing cash from a Pennsylvania farmer's market. As the hunt for Nguyen continues, people on Twitter are having their fair share of fun - even pointing out the resemblance to our favorite amateur sketch of all time - this Alabama leprechaun.
Its International Darwin Day today! That means you can spend all day thinking about the people who screwed up just so we could point and laugh at them. You know what else could do to celebrate? check out some MORE hilarious memes. So click the link you just missed.
Take a chill pill as the week grinds towards Friday and freedom, and on the way have some Tuesday Memes on the way.
Did you know? Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Find some much better Tuesday Puns here when you're done clutching your head in mock agony.
Via wsbtv
A Georgia judge sentenced Kayla Dixon to 40 years in prison after she pled guilty to shooting a man over his Playstation 4. WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Dixon gave her confession to the crime as part of a plea deal.
The horrific incident occured when Dixon and her boyfriend attempted to steal the Playstation 4 after 28-year-old Daniel Zeitz posted a listing for the console on Craigslist. Zeitz resisted, and Dixon shot him.
“I would trade anything, almost anything, to bring Daniel back. But I know I can’t,” she said in a statement to press. “I know he had plans. I wish I could tell him I’m so, so sorry that this happened, but I can’t.”
Via Matthew Keys
I mean, you've gotta' hand it to this lady who tried to pull a move right out the GTA handbook; she's got a serious set of stones. Unfortunately, that's about all she had after being apprehended almost immediately after her bold move to jack the police car.
