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We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Oh look, we're back with even more baffling stupidity! This time it's a roundup of insanely WTF headlines that clearly were written by overworked journalists at 3 am. But still, wasn't there an editor who had to have seen these before they went to press? Either way, scroll down to see the level of stupidity we're dealing with here!

It can be really mind-boggling to think about all of the stupidity in the world, and L. Scott Briscoe, a criminal lawyer in West Virginia, has apparently seen it all. His Facebook page hands out hilarious free legal tips that you'd think would be common sense to most people. NOPE.

If you're not watching Buzzfeed Unsolved then you need to get on that ASAP. The wildly popular YouTube show follows co-hosts Ryan Bergara, a firm believer in the paranormal, and the hilariously skeptical Shane Madej as they investigate true crime and the supernatural. 

The show has inspired several well-known meme formats, including "Hey There Demons, It's Me Ya Boy," which you've likely seen floating around the internet by now. 

Many have asserted that 'Unsolved' is what's kept Buzzfeed afloat in recent years. We're not going to comment on that, but either way go check this show out because it's definitely one of the best things on YouTube right now!

Residents of Florida really make it easy to make fun of the sunny southern state. We mean no disrespect, but these Florida Man headlines and dragging memes are endlessly entertaining. Florida is kind of like that little brother that you love but can't help but poke fun at. If you like these memes and headlines, follow @floridapeoplegonewild. The account is a veritable treasure trove of hilarious insanity.

We heard you like memes.

Florida's Escambia County Sheriff's Office struck social media gold on Tuesday after posting a mugshot of a wanted (and apprehended) criminal. Charles McDowell was arrested for a laundry list of charges, but according to Facebook, his greatest offense is having a seriously cartoonishly swole neck. While we all enjoy justice being served, there's something especially satisfying about seeing the internet rip this felon to shreds. We've included our favorite comments, but head on over to the thread for endless entertainment. 

The antics of "Florida Man" have become such a thing that we're constantly surprised to find out a crazy news story happened somewhere else. Here are some of "his" antics - they're sure to make you feel like a functioning member of society.

We'd call the sketch a fail - but it actually worked. That's right: police in Lancaster Pennsylvania were actually able to identify a theft suspect based on this crude amateur witness sketch. The simple black and white drawing has led to a search for suspect Hung Phuoc Nguyen, who is wanted for stealing cash from a Pennsylvania farmer's market. As the hunt for Nguyen continues, people on Twitter are having their fair share of fun - even pointing out the resemblance to our favorite amateur sketch of all time - this Alabama leprechaun.

Its International Darwin Day today! That means you can spend all day thinking about the people who screwed up just so we could point and laugh at them. You know what else could do to celebrate? check out some MORE hilarious memes. So click the link you just missed.

Take a chill pill as the week grinds towards Friday and freedom, and on the way have some Tuesday Memes on the way. 

Did you know? Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Find some much better Tuesday Puns here when you're done clutching your head in mock agony.