crime

CRIME DOESN'T PAY so unpaid internships should be illegal.

Punmaster Ken says: "CSI? NCIS? Law & Order: SVU? They don't have anything on L.C.S.D. - Literal Crime Scene Detectives."

After watching this footage, I'm fairly certain these detectives planted the evidence on their suspect. It's just a hunch I have, what with all the potting soil on the ground... - Matty Malaprop

THAT'S FOR PISSING ME OFF, WILBUR.

A simple space makes a world of difference. - Matty Malaprop

I BET IF YOU PUT THOSE WIGS ON CRIMINALS instead of your lawyers there would be a lot less crime

See internet teenagers? Some people, like this Chinese gangster who lost his mobile phone, lead interesting enough lives that they don't have to wash every photo in that faux-vintage filter on Instagram. Let this be an inspiration to you. Now stop taking pictures of plastic bags and your vinyl collections and start extorting Yuan from small business owners.

Check out more of this bizarre glimpse into China's organized crime scene here!

I'm 100% certain this retired police officer does a better Batman voice than Christian Bale.

This is why we think before we open our Facebook statuses and PayPal accounts to just anyone...